music starts playing, like the end of a sad movie.

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

Don’t have time to deal with your drama.

Sorry not sorry.

ねこ‏ @shimamike0814

1. “I am beautiful.”

2. “I love and approve of myself.”

3. “I choose to think thoughts that enhance my life greatly.”

4. “I am worthy.”

5. “I accept myself exactly as I am.”

6. “Forgiveness is the door out of my past.”

7. “When I forgive myself, it is easier for me to forgive others.”

8. “I accept that I cannot change anyone but myself.”

9. “My life is constantly improving.”

10. “I understand that in order to grow, change is needed.”

11. “I flow easily with life.”

12. “I am worthy of forgiveness.”

13. “All experiences are opportunities to grow.”

14. “I welcome positive change with ease.”

15. “I am deeply grateful for all of the wonderful people and things in my life.”

16. “I radiate good health.”

17. “I only give my body goodness.”

18. “I trust my intuition.”

19. “I lovingly think in a positive way.”

20. “I am at peace with myself.”

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Taurus: Don’t tell people your plans. Show them your results.

Gemini: You’ll never truly understand until it happens to you.

Cancer: Be careful who you trust, even salt looks like sugar.

Leo: People are not mirrors. They see you completely different than the way you see yourself.

Virgo: Your gut feelings are usually accurate and correct. If you truly feel there’s something, chances are there is.

Libra: Prove yourself to yourself not others.

Scorpio: When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

Sagittarius: I never lie because I don’t fear anyone, you only lie when you are afraid.

Capricorn: Pay close attention to the people who don’t clap when you win.

Aquarius: The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.