water you doin

You know what, I’m not even mad. Sometimes it just be like that.

lmfao yoooo zero fucks.

She’s so casual about it I love it

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

It’s really interesting what she says “I can’t give you what a man can.” A lot of gay men avoid relationships with bi men because they worry that they can’t provide what a woman can. People, gay or straight, think that for a bi person the grass is always greener on the other side.

Straight men and lesbians have said the same. It’s insecurity rooted in the notion that bi people have all the options constantly at their fingertips AND are insatiable. We don’t choose a team, we choose a person. A failure to understand this mostly boils down to people not believing bisexuality is real.

worth it

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

This is like that time I found out they used mashed potatoes to take product pictures of ice cream

there was definitely an issue of Nickelodeon Magazine that gave away these secrets and it shook my adolescent world