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Somebody PLEASE tell me who this is. I want to worship this beautiful creature!!!😍😍😍😍

I hope you’re all very happy with yourselves

Because I just ate 30 fucking tacos, all in one sitting. What in the actual fuck 😩😩😩

How is it even possible to eat this much fucking food in one go? Like I really fucking walked in, sat in a booth, and literally ate tacos for almost 2 hours straight. I was so fucking full in that booth after slamming down that last taco. I felt full after 24 but figured I could bring any extra home, but nope I just kept chomping and pushing because dumb fat hog sees food on his plate so he eats it.

My gut is so fucking firm right now, my belly button feels so fucking right and shallow. Probably cause there’s 30 FUCKING TACOS stuffed in it. I feel gigantic, I guess all that eating over the weekend did stretch my gut out and now I’m even more fucked with how much food I want/need to fill me to the brim. I just keep eating and stretching my gut out, it’s no wonder I’m getting such a monster ball gut 😩

This was such a crazy thing to do, especially when I remember eating a dozen was a goal when I first started eating here. Now I’ve more than doubled that and my gut is looking more engorged with food than ever before. What a stupid irresponsible amount of fucking food I crammed all into my belly. Like this was well over 3k calories in a single meal and now my gut is distended so far out in front of me right now 🥵

God just keep the tacos coming, keep serving them to me until I literally can’t force another bite down. Fill me to the brim with tacos until I’m about to pop, and then push even more on me. Watch me groan in pain, holding my gut with one hand but still stuffing the food down with the other. Make me beg for them to stop even though all you’re doing is just placing food in front of me, it’s my own greed and gluttony that keeps overfeeding me. Can’t stop stuffing my fat face, my gut keeps growing bigger and fatter but I just keep fucking eating.

Tell me if this is a stupid amount of food and how fat I am if you agree 👀

Figured the holiday weekend would be the best time to try out this BBQ monster of a sandwich. It’s an absolute meat tower 🤤

2 fucking pounds of all different kinds of BBQ meat on this bad boy, doesn’t it look incredible? 😍 As you can imagine, I just used a fork on this thing cause you really can’t eat it like a sandwhich. Though taking it apart makes you look like an extra hog cause there’s still so much food covering the entire plate, and all the different meats make it look like a big pig trough of food for me to shovel on down.

Fuck it really filled me up, look at this big fat belly it gave me right now? 😮‍💨 I think a parking lot stuffed gut selfie is fitting after a meal like that right? Especially with how big it’s filling this tank up!

I also heard the servers chatting and making sure I was eating it “for here”. At least they’re double checking so I commend them on that piece. ☺️

I hope they noticed I cleared the whole fucking thing plus a medium side order of beans too. I guess if they spotted how round my gut is after all that though they would’ve be too surprised at where it all went 😬

What does this mean 😨