i moved blogs cause this one is ugli

I think now there’s so many absurd fandom theories every week like “Rotten Tomatoes has been paid to give bad reviews to DC movies” or “The creators stole this fan theory I wrote down a few weeks ago” but I don’t think any will ever top “This final season was bad on purpose because the creators have a secret unannounced final episode that will retroactively make it all good.”

that’s not even a mouse, it’s a gerbil

tiktok is better than vine because vine didnt have the 'ill think about it maybe xo babu uh oh here we go send him kisses' 7 accents girl

Arriving at Chernobyl.... the vibes levels are all over the place

iguanodon bimbofication

so much fat positivity revolves around sexual prowess . what about 10 yr old kids getting bullied for their weight u gonna tell them "dont cry dude ur so thicc" like what lmao

man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go

mike’s soft lemonade

mike’s tender lemonade

mike’s not to me not if it’s you lemonade

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...