n0t sims

I'm still thoroughly enjoying this vampire stuff...

Moving into her barely-childhood home in a small town full of vampires was a struggle... Her parents never existed until they somehow burned in a bonfire-orgy-of-the-immortal. They cast her out at a young age due to her lust for life. After putting herself through school (barely) she’s left with nothing but a hot body and a knowledge for gardening. After a rough girl-on-girl fling with a master w**d enthusiast, she honed her craft to grow on a small scale to put her dream-children through college. Thankfully, finding this hot thing wandering past her windows every day gave her some kind of red-head-soul-lacking distraction. Genetics work your magic.

So at some point (probably after a long day at work & a few glasses of wine) I decided to try the Parentcy Challenge . After a rough start while cheating a few rules... which I dutifully recorded in a notebook to somehow forgive my discretions... I realized I may not need a challenge so long as I get to share my... MIS-adventures with anyone willing to read it. 

My girlfriend said I should share my sims stories... maybe because she plays ‘cooler’ games & doesn’t want to hear about all the times I offed Tom Peeping & made Tina Peeping the ultimate bimbo....

Nonetheless, here I am... enjoy if you’d like & I’ll answer any WCIF’s...

Eliza Yellow

Cheerful | Bookworm | Loves the Outdoors