Nadav, Saltwater Enjoyer

"let's all run websites on our personal dell laptops instead of relying on data centers" is the smelting pig iron in our backyards of the information age

what do you think is the most ridiculous human name that could be given to a cat? i just saw a cat named Kyle. Kyle is not a cat name. Kyle is a name for white boys who exclusively drink monster energy.

I am

I am c asting a spell on bisexuals

I am turning the bisexuals into bisectionals

are you. casting couch.

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

i hope everything works out for you, bisexual person on Tumblr

o7

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

(no money voice) I have to go skiing I have to go scuba diving I have to buy and repair a vintage bicycle I have to get into makeup art I have to become a pet owner I have to get a tattoo I have to book a flight to another island I have to treat my friends to dinner I have to bet on losing dogs

spamton core?

SO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY I'M MR YUCKY POINTY THING????

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

איך בין געבוירן געוואָרן מיט דער דראקאָן־נשמה. איר וועט מיך נישט בעטן צואווארטן

y'all ever meet someone who's so pretty that all you can think about while she's around is how much you wanna kiss her?

or am I just extra stupid gay

I can think of several, so I think that's normal.

the problem with the patriarchy's "if you're like this you're basically a woman" nonsense is that it only ever serves to compare men to women in the negative, when women are in fact cool. and actually, trans women have our own stereotypes which are much cooler than anything a man would compare you to a woman for. for instance if you've platinummed a dark souls game you're basically a woman.