It's Kristina. With a 'K'

I'm letting you go. 😢

...the only ones who complain on Yelp are the uneducated people? I'm just sayin.

So Jason went MIA on me. The last time I talked to him was Halloween. I don't understand what happened... I thought things were going so well. If I have to guess, he probably found some other chick & I guess he thought he could have both of us at the same time. If I had to guess. The fucked up thing is, we were supposed to have gone to "Book of Mormon" together. The day of the show, I didn't hear jack shit from him. I texted and called him. NOTHING. I had to scramble to find someone to go with me... Thank god my mom decided to go, otherwise I would've been out $60. If you weren't feeling me, or if you had found someone else, you should've fucking told me. I know things weren't official, but the way you talked, it sounded like it was heading that way. He made NEW YEAR's plans, for fuck's sake!! But you know what... I'm cool with this. I'm talking to somebody right now who could potentially become more. After my awful date today, he (let's call him "S") called me (bonus points for calling me when he said he would - and talking on the phone, in general) and we talked for almost an hour. So thank you, Jason... If not for your douchebaggery-ness, I probably would not have started talking to "S".

It's pretty bad when you come into a date already knowing that it's going to suck. I had been texting this guy (let's call him Donnie Downer) for a couple of days and he suggested going out for lunch. Ok, fine. If anything, I'd get a free meal out of this date. I was already kinda meh about this guy, especially since he was insisting on having me add him on Facebook. I wasn't about to just add anyone on Facebook, especially someone I had just started talking to. Anyway... We were texting back and forth this morning and I got upset when one of the texts insinuated that I would pay for my meal. Call me crazy, but if you're the person suggesting the date, YOU should be the one who pays. I'm just saying. And another thing, I didn't even know where we would meet up until an hour before we met up. I can't stand guys who are indecisive. I need a MAN, not some BOY. So against my better judgement, I met up with him at Ruby Tuesday. I drove up and he didn't even look excited about the date. Which made me not excited for the date. He was so awkward and pretty much the first thing that comes out of his mouth is how much he hates this area. I'm sorry, but I've lived in VB my entire life and although I have thoughts of leaving the area, I don't hate this place. So yeah... He trashed my hometown and he trashed some chick he had taken out on a date because she likes Doctor Who. I'm no Whovian, but I started watching Doctor Who and I think it's a good show. I tried to be upbeat and talkative, but he gave me NOTHING to work with. So can you blame me if I got the case of the fuckits 15 minutes into the date? I kept stressing the fact that I was tired because I had gotten up early for work, but he kept talking about boring shit. I think he had this plan that I would want to hang out with him after lunch because he kept hinting about him being a "great pillow" (ummmm... EW...). I somehow got through lunch. He talked most of the time. He kept asking me to talk about myself... I made some general small talk, but that's it. I just didn't give a shit. He kept pressing the fact that he had no plans for the rest of the day and I told him bluntly that I did. I'm sorry, but my bed was calling my name & that stupid date went an hour over than it should have. And I'm sorry, don't tell me that you read comics when you only read ONE fucking comic (and a lame one at that) and then condemn girls who you think are mainstream geek. Hypocrite. Have fun trying to find a girl who will enjoy walking under your eternal thundercloud and that doesn't mind the fact that you spit bits of food out when you talk. I should've made that fucker take me to PF Chang's... Oh well...

Up waaaaaay past my bedtime... #chickswithglasses #ironictshirts #wishingyouwerehere

Well... you can kinda see it... 😕🌒 #bloodmoon #camerafail #wompwomp

Talking nerdy with the man friend #gothimgood #nerdlife #hedigsit 😁

Yassssss, bitch. #yourloss #mygain #ontothenext

See my vest? #simpsons #mrburns #target

The one perk about being at work today?? Being the recipient of this yummy cake! (Or rather, what's left of it!!) #omnomnom 🍰🍫🍬🍭