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actualfkingvoid

if ur homie is tryna hit on your past self wyd

rayy-dreamer

It came to me on a vision

gatoiberico

rummaged through old folders and found some stuff I never posted 👀

moo-chemia

an old wip of runaway au!cumplane dragon watching i finally finished + some doodles bc i havent drawn them in a bit

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notsofrozt

An idea I was dreaming about made me laugh so much that I woke up:

Canon!Bingqiu meeting fanon married Cumplane that raised Binghe as their kid.

Just imagine Bingbing's face after seeing himself married to his dad. Absolutely priceless

Canon!Binghe being mad, because wdym *his* Shizun married that rat! And being stopped by an even fluffier, bigger version of himself saying "hey! Dont you dare insult my dad!!!"

Both SYs coughing up blood from the emotional damage...

drawthemoon101

“BRO DON’T LEAVE ME HERE!! IT WASN’T ALL MY FAULT”

I mean Qinghua it probably was mostly your fault but i still forgive you… Idk if Shen QingQiu will but he probably will still help… eventually💀🤣

CumPlane beloveds how i have missed you so, i’ve been wanting to draw the sillies being chaotic again for a while but didn’t have any good inspo poses until yesterday when I opened Pinterest to a perfect pose of someone pulling the other back, and here we are. Can i ever keep Shang Qinghua’s colour palette the same between posts? No absolutely not apparently cause bro is never wearing the same coloured robes, good thing he has so many different versions in his wardrobe ig

benevolenterrancy

@ladyprophet "an inkstain" indeed :) he does it out of love

forgetme-eternally-blissfully

SVSSS au prompt: Shen Yuan realizes his favorite author is becoming a pandering papapa writer and reaches out to yell at Xiang Fei for being a hack writer. Only for Xiang Fei to get upset back at him, inadvertently confessing his financial difficulties and how he had no choice but to pander to his audience. So, Shen Yuan, rich and full of righteous anger over his favorite novelist being forced to write papapa against his will, decides to simply pay Xiang Fei a living wage in order to get his sweet, sweet Binghe content. Unknown to Shen Yuan, him and Xiang Fei have very different ideas of what a "living wage" is, and Shen Yuan is about to change Xiang Fei's life.

All because Xiang Fei tried to pander to his audience with papapa.

rustyblender

svsss as memes :DDDDDDD I compulsively drew all of these in 4 hours because I was reading this QiJiu fic and I felt like a child watching their parents getting a divorce like I really had to look within myself and find inner peace

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saibell-c-t

I read this post a while ago about cumplane besties using Can Qiong's rainbow bridges like rainbow road from Mario Kart and I just couldn't get it out of my head about how absolutely funny that would be so I made it.

I also can't find the original post so if y'all find it please tag me or send it or whatever way you'd guys want to inform me, so that I give credit to the og. I also can't remember everything that was on the post but I think there was more I can't remember.

Here's full view btw:

grelinhoquino

Jin Guangyao insists he has no mommy issues while watching enviously as Jiang Cheng hums a lullaby to the sleepy Jin Ling in his arms.

A disciple witnessed how Jin Guangyao stepped too hard (waking Jin Ling) and then "by chance" ran into his brother-in-law, grazing Jiang Cheng's waist with its voluptuous sleeve.

niashko

flaneurxxx

dyed-indigo

@bingheslefttit they're never flying this airline again

(i know this would make more sense with modern designs but i wanted to draw their xianxia forms ;-;)

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ineffectualdemon

AU where Cumplane doesn't transmigrate and PIDW doesn't update post electrocution of Airplane and Shen Yuan full on cyperstalks and commits a few crimes to figure out that Airplane is Xiang Fei and in the hospital recovering from severe electrocution

He then calls, arranged VIP treatment for Xiang Fei who wakes up being moved to a private room and all the luxuries and then the most beautiful man he has ever seen walks in and sneers at him causing Xiang Fei to immediately pop a boner.

Meanwhile Shen Yuan immediately starts writing a "CEO blackmails Innocent Highschool Student into Indecent Dealings - dubcon, coercion, loss of innocence" danmei in his head the moment he sees Xiang Fei's soft and easily bullied appearance and his babyface

(Never mind that Xiang Fei is 8 years older and the cynical, foul mouthed, porn merchant of PIDW. Somehow that doesn't ruin it.)

Shen Yuan roasts him and his writing and his stupidity at getting electrocuted, tells him to pay off his debt he will be moving in with Shen Yuan and writing for an audience of one and when Xiang Fei starts crying out of a mix of confusion, relief, fear, horniness, and an automatic response to new situations, Shen Yuan suddenly marches off and finds a private place to have a furious (in both senses) wank session

Cue Shen Yuan trying to live out his Evil CEO taking advantage of Innocent Xiang Fei fantasies without:

1. Actually doing anything that might be harmful or non consensual to Xiang Fei

2. Admitting he's gay or horny for Xiang Fei at all

Meanwhile Xiang Fei is increasingly writing porn scenarios that say "Take advantage of me! I am begging to be taken advantage of! Will suck dick for free but making me do it to 'pay off a debt' is a hot idea and I am here for it" without actually saying it for Shen Yuan to read and critique

Because neither of them will ask for sex like a normal person

When they finally have the kinky sex they have both been trying to orchestrate without actually orchestrating it they will both have individual breakdowns about taking advantage of the other one and manipulating them

Shen Yuan's entire family is totally aware of this bullshit. His parents are pretending they don't notice and his sister is egging them on and updating their older brothers on the situation

captain-ani

did you know? there's no one out there making content for the au you created in your head

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