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Hello tumblr. I’m reviving my old blog from the dead with some of my PHM fanarts.

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It was my birthday.

No one came.

Not even Jeff the Killer.

We'd been having our ups and downs...I'd become a bit disillusioned with Jeffrey after being dumped by two GFs. His constant "holier-than-Worm" attitude was starting 2 get on my nerves. Then an Anon told me I "fell off" and Jeff suggested I treated them with kindness. KINDNESS. An Anon disparages my blog, my pride and joy, and I am supposed 2 treat them with KINDNESS? Needless 2 say I tried to slap some sense Jeff and he ran away like a coward.

I was all ready 2 forgive him by the time my birthday rolled around. We could bounce our cares away at Sky Zone and even try out the SuperTramp (a super trampoline).

But instead I bounced alone.

I came home 2 find Jeff in my room, with none other than TICCI TOBY. And guess what they were doing?

That's right. "Collecting each other's pages."

FYI, I have had LONG standing beef with Ticci Tobias (we do not get along and I think he is very bad for Jeffrey), so this was the ultimate betrayal. Then Jeff left me and I summoned Homicidal Liu, and we are now Soul Bonded.

Also, he had an Anti-SJW phase and misgendered Homicidal Liu.

Here is a callout post I made about Jeffrey if you wish 2 be more informed:

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