natty

When I am president, I will abolish. There will no longer be any.

You have my

🫡 Thank you for your

Drink water

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

millie’s advice for the day: the minute you break 1 followers on this site (or any site), delete your account. people will start coming up to you and they’ll really just say whatever they want. it’s scary

ok i meant 1k, not 1, but it’s funnier this way