Merlin's Beard! How did you end up here?

*stands in the moonlight to absorb big witch energy*

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*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

extra gay with a side of sleepy

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

I have homophobic cousins and aunties and yes… they actually believe they can catch “the homo” but with homo spirits, that follows homo people around. Dumbest shit ever 😂😂

Reblog for the gay ghost spirits that haunt us

idk it’s still a bad musical

a concept: me, in my cottage, in front of the wood stove, sipping tea. looking outside, my bees are pollinating my expansive garden. my goats and chickens and cows are happy and safe. i feel content with my choices and my future. i unconditionally and recklessly love myself. the local children believe i am a witch.