fuck god and cum hard

       Then he supposes that is where prayers to Apollo come in, if his family decides to take his calls anyway. “Don’t worry about me, Hades won’t be seeing me for a while” Hercules promises, giving the Egyptian God a solemn nod. “I’m not entirely sure where you get your information from, I’m no hero.” A reckoning feels more like it, he doesn’t remember ever seeing a hero with a lust for vengeance like he has. “Though I guess with a dumb-ass name like mine, I can see where the confusion comes from”

          “sorry  —  uh, do i know you?”   not that she doesn’t appreciate someone finally saying what she had been thinking, but still. cryptic words from a stranger does not exactly make her comfortable, either.

             "I’ll be sure to make it to a hospital" Eventually, though really his own health tends to fall to the bottom of his list of things to do. “Thank you” Hercules adds, almost as an afterthought. His dark eyes settling on Anubis curiously, perhaps his own dealings with his godly family has made him mistrustful, but he’s not used to gods beings helpful. “What are you getting out of this?” The demi-god finally asks, dark brown arching cynically. “I don’t understand how keeping me alive is helping you much”

             “I specialize in death. If my warnings aren’t cryptic, I feel as though I’m missing important opportunities to confuse and intimidate the masses.” Anubis’ shoulder lifts mildly, head tipped a bit as he considers him. “You should probably have that looked at properly. I have worked in a morgue. I can’t promise it won’t scar, but the stitches will hold.” 

           “who knows.”   shoulders lift in a shrug, eyes flickering over to the other before away again.   “whoever it was is probably havin’ a good laugh.”

         “such a young soul to have experienced so much death. what cruel fate determined such a thing for you?”

anubis loves nature and people, but they carry death like a shroud and anything held too long risks dying away

freya keeps a harem regularly and she occasionally leaves a trails of scorned lovers in her wake without meaning to. 

horus always smells a little bit like ozone, and he very often gives the impression of hunting someone