Chill Dino

Duck: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

Tech: We should get you to a doctor for a check-up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Rev: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Lexi: You look good in that hoodie. Ace: You know where else I'd look good? Lexi, zero hesitation: My bed. Ace, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

(When Ace Isn't around): Tech: How are we going to get through this door? Duck: I have an idea... Tech, give me your credit card. Tech: (Give credit car to Duck) Duck, now holding the card: Okay, now... Slam, break the door. SLam: (Immediately destroys the door)

Rev: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

Kidnapper: We have your child. Ace: I... Don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who the hell just asked us for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Ace: Oh god, Rev!!!

Rip: Rev, are you ok? Rev: Yeah, I just haven't been able to think straight lately... Rev's mind: Balls, two guys holding hands, dude's butts, Tech E. Coyote, di-

Koale: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" Ace: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

Tech: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.