random observations đ¤ just to be funny
gemini placements tend to be bi or gay
scorpios/capricorns thinking their trauma is what makes them stronger & cooler đ
whats up w sag rising having big ass and cancers having titties for days
virgos and ur incessant need to know everything about someone when you meet them like yess checklist time
even worse when you have 8h placements we gotta do a whole background check
taureans w strong lilith getting into onlyfans? making money somehow
mercury 8h some funny people we got dark humor and we sarcastic. esp in earth sign, we deadpan and no one can tell if weâre joking or not đ
mars 1h and getting into car accidents mid voice noteâ
scorpio mars and needing everything handled and done rn no regard if its crack ass of dawn or not
aquarius 8h and harbinging secrets within their circle. secret society type shit. they could run a drug trade youâd never know
leo and making a vlog as they hex their haters. #tutorial
virgo mercuries and having a grounded low register voice?? hello? likee its so calming & soothing. virgos have such attractive voices or ways of saying their words.
leo/aries fighting the urge to yell shut the fuck up to their bestie who wonât take their advice
capricorn men who u share 12h synastry with, genuinely what the shit, some of yall are so dry and have no conversational cues or skills đ
gals, aquarius stellium men who you share 1h synastry withâŚdo yall experience them tryna correct you all the time or what
venus rx aquarius men & feeling jealous so you insert urself in conversations & police ur crush for talking to other people đ (so specific)
brooo mars conj moon men and jumping to conclusions like they wanna fall off a cliff đ and the audacity to address it in a public space too!! no filter nothingg
WORSE he has moon conj jupiter too đ¤Ą
less people more foodâ every earth sign maybe
saturn aries men pls stop criticizing fun and tryna bring down the mood
two mercury 8 housers and both catching a vibe on sneaky ppl real quick. the tea is HOT
Aquarius moon the most funniest people. their back hurts from carrying the convo
sharing 1h synastry w a hookup aint for the weak thereâs slight competition. especially if its from their end theyâre looking for reasons to undermine u subtly đ also, theyâre probably gonna use other hookups to get you jealous
also them sucking up to u đ depends on their other placements but some act like youâre an idol and treat you as such but its for status so you donât quit talking to them đ big on Aquarius men & Capricorn hereâŚalso cancer men.
cancer men and the lieees. phew. thats wild. prone to emotional cheating đ
lilith in libra men and jumping to relationship marriage in one week of meeting đ even worse if their moon/mars is aspected harshly
also lilith in libra having baddies under their sleeve but get mad when you have hookups as well đĽ´