My art and random stuff

If I catch anyone at pride making the event unsafe for anyone, they’re gonna catch these fucking hands. If I’ll throw down with protesters and terfs you bet I ain’t scared to defend people being harassed by gatekeepers.

imagine believing a lesbian should be assaulted at pride for not being visibly lesbian. imagine believing an asexual should be assaulted at pride for existing.

If you don’t think ace people are part of the community feel free to shove it and never open your mouth again

Reminder that if you’re a fucking exclusionist, you’re officially excluded from my blog and also fuck you.

two sick horses evaluating an orb

“don’t like that” has wormed its way into my daily lexicon because of this post.

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

Crying

Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.

He’s the same guy who made that Thanksgiving Etiquette video, too

He’s the voice of god

same way we are to human females tbh

Oh my god

the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days

like I'm barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I've seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don't stand a chance they're just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.

Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called "sucker" because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said "ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself"

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

Ok, i dont usually reblog. But I fuckin lost it at 3d4 small alligators

The hero shows up at the villain’s doorstep one night. They’re shivering, bleeding, scared. There’s also a slightly dazed look in their eyes– they were drugged. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly as they’re close to passing out, they mumble “…didn’t know where else to go…” then collapse into the villain’s arms.

Oooohhhh bitch

This… but also the reverse

Oh? It’s naptime? Okay.

IMPORTANT

The bit in russian says “Good night mister flamegator”

Backwards egg

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?