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Fully prepared for everyone to disagree but just my head cannon Peter sees stiles as an actual person (with autonomy) while he sees others as chess pieces to use because he recognizes stiles is similar to him.
Like it’s made fully clear that stiles is his favourite. Lydia brought him back to life, but the minute she plays her piece, he’s done.
Peter is a super morally grey character who manipulates and tricks his way through the seasons. He doesn’t get close to people but he favours stiles. He asked to give stiles the bite rather than take it from him. Because he sees stiles is just as clever, and thus stiles gains respect and becomes a person rather than a piece.
He is also number 1 sterek shipper, he tries to manipulate they into getting and staying together like he did with Paige, and stiles throws wolfsbane in his face
romcom where a young wizard apprentice graduates from his training and customarily inherits a wizard tower. the only problem is his tower happens to come with a rather testy dragon who has taken up residence in it. shenanigans abound with this early-20s human wizard and his 5 ton, 300 year old lizard wife
human wizard, standing over a cauldron: hey so. um. this potion needs dragon scale powder and i’m out of that. you wouldn’t mind-
dragon, with a black face mask and comically large cucumber slices on her eyes: get the fuck out. love you but leave
you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

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Weird shit I have said that I think Stiles would say
"All panic, no disco"
"No rizz, just beautiful eyes and constant yapping"
"My shitty attitude and grabable hips have bewitched him"
"They hate me for my slutty waist and weird off putting vibes"
"I too, am a spineless collection of loose words"
"Cooing at the unfathomable horrors hunting me for sport"
"For a twink he's very sure of himself"
"I'm not cutie patootie enough to be as mentally ill as I am"
"I'm a hopeless romantic but I'm also mean"
"I don't know how to flirt, I'll just fantasize about you until you marry me"
"Being obnoxious is my rizz"
Two Three
That's it. That's Stiles
practical writing advice
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avoid writing in bed if you can. writing in bed is the mind-killer. writing in bed is the little death that brings obliteration. you may think "but i can write AND be cozy" you will get sleepy so fast. 98% of the time when i try to get a nighttime writing session done in bed i go to sleep. maybe 70% of the time if it's an afternoon writing session. also it fucking kills your wrists.
STRETCH before writing. stretch as many parts of your body as possible ESPECIALLY YOUR WRISTS! i have chronic tendonitis in both of my arms from not doing this and it is manageable but it is Not Fun!
plug your phone in on the other side of the room. better yet, plug it in and leave it in another room. better yet, power it off and leave it in another room. "i'll just check one quick thing" do not underestimate the power of the doomscroll.
do a warmup. look up writing prompts (i like one-word prompts or prompts that focus on a general theme as it's easier to integrate into my writing style), set a timer for fifteen minutes, or ten, or five, and go ham. make it shitty or incomprehensible, as long as you make it. create a dump document for all your warmups. i currently have two novels in the works that started as one of these fifteen minute little warmups.
pick your background noise ahead of time if you use it, and look for something long. i listen to 3-hour-long silent hill ambient mixes on youtube dot com.
take breaks. around every 45 minutes, as i'm noticing myself begin to lose focus, i get up, grab a drink, get my blood flowing, and give myself some space to breathe.
sometimes i sit down to write and i think "every atom in my body is averse to doing this right now. i would rather dance barefoot on a bed of nails than open my laptop and start typing." and you know what i do? i go do something else instead. don't force it! it will become a chore.
that being said! write as often as possible. try to write every day. try to write at the same time. don't beat yourself up if you can’t, BUT the more often you write, the more often you'll want to write.
if you're stuck on a scene or a page or a chapter, go back to the last place where you felt like you knew what you were doing and start writing from there. keep a copy of your other writing in case you want to reuse it or refer back!
i don't know if this is something that will be helpful for other people but i start mentally preparing myself for my writing session a few hours ahead of time. i will say to myself, "today, at this time, i'm gonna sit down and write that scene where mina walks out on her book club, and it's going to be awesome and i'm looking forward to it." then, by the time i actually begin, i basically have the whole thing written out in my head and can just put it down to paper. it's a good way to at least kickstart the session !
ok thanks bye
Stranger: *gestures to Stiles* Is this man bothering you?
Derek: Yes, but he's my husband. I signed up for this.
Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy

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FBI agent stiles Stilinski and mafia Derek hale flirting.
“When I can prove your crooked I’m taking you down”
“Yeah baby, down where?”
All the other agents hate listening to this shit. Stiles is constantly getting called into his superiors office for his negligent and inappropriate behaviour. But they can’t take him off the case because Derek only puts up with stiles.
Now I can’t decide if Stiles if actually on Derek’s side and is a corrupt agent or if Derek seduces him to his side.
Also Derek stealing a kiss from in front of the agents. Like they are trying to intimidate Derek with a show of force and he just laughs, the leading agent talking shit about how they are going to get Derek arrested. Derek winks at stiles and tells him that stiles can see him in cuffs anytime he wants before stealing a kiss and walking away.
Or insert my earlier post about Derek kissing stiles while in hand cuffs
Not so friendly reminder that musk specifically came up with, and pushed, for hyperloop knowing that it would never be made, as an effort to stop the development of highspeed rail in America and shift all political discussions of it because "something better is around the corner":
As I’ve written in my book, Musk admitted to his biographer Ashlee Vance that Hyperloop was all about trying to get legislators to cancel plans for high-speed rail in California—even though he had no plans to build it. Several years ago, Musk said that public transit was “a pain in the ass” where you were surrounded by strangers, including possible serial killers, to justify his opposition.
source: new york times
Also: 2024 update, the total length of China's high-speed rail tracks has now reached well over 45,000 km, or 28,000 miles, by the end of 2023.
They are additionally five years ahead of schedule and expect to double the total number within ten years. And, before someone inevitably complains about "how expensive it is", they are turning over a net-profit of over $600M USD a year.
Stiles: *has a headache* Advil me up, daddy.
Derek: I swear will rip out the language centre of your brain with my teeth if you ever say that sentence to me again.
Stiles:
Stiles: Advil me up, daddy... Please?
Stiles: I'm getting tired of waiting for you to make up your mind, so here's a list of reasons why we should date. Number 1: My sense of humor is original and...
Derek: It's okay, I accept.
Stiles: You should know better than interrupting me when I'm in the middle of something.
Derek: How long is this list?
Stiles: I came up with 81 reasons we should date.
Derek:... Fine, go on.
teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

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Derek: Why are you single?
Stiles: My dad is the Sheriff. Why are you?
Derek: Your dad is the sheriff.
"I don't need you to soothe me, Susan. I'm not a child."
"Good," she said seriously. "I'm not a nanny. I personally like to avoid most children, since they're rude, ill-mannered, and usually smell like freaky kinds of juice and mixed fruit." She frowned as those words struck her with a bit of humor. "Wait a second, given all that, you DO remind me of a child."
- Dark Side of the Moon by Sherrilyn Kenyon
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