bug schmeat

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

Reblog this with your favorite gas station snack

dan really said "fuck fascists" and "tboys for the win" and "I would lose the fans in the phivorce" and "you were my first boyfriend" and "this is my therapy homework" and "shout-out to the artists and the autists" and "we need to leave something for the yaoi" and phil said "maybe don't film YouTube videos with someone the day you meet" and "my coming out video was shorter" and "I'm too fun for you to leave me" and "you've got issues, I've got less" and "we were gay the whole time" and "don't follow our example" and "it's the shared trauma"