slow dance to señorita

May I please have 1 everything

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

The feeling of picking your skin is infinitely more euphoric than any fidget toy

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

you don't know how much darkness i carry in me

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?