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this is my replacement for a 2000s anonymous blog so i can share my rambling freely

started listening to the magnus archives and then found a horde of gnats in my garage how fucked am i

just kidding i’m normal and things are beautiful

life is horrible and i’m an idiot and i’m broker than i want to be and all my friends are busy or boring and all of my life is far far away and the beings i reside with leave crumb and dirt smears on everything they touch and i’ve been working so much and life isn’t real and immmmm

yall ever smell some sawdust and walk through some mud and feel the breeze and sit there wondering why people made corporations

white boy do not make me question your allegiance

im gonna do my homework and cut my hair and also clean my room and wash my face and become a new hotter man over night

i need to. put my dick in a box and padlock it and throw away the key

moving today,,, sweaty and bothered and no man to take it out on,,, testosterone surging,,,

i miss when the internet was all freaks and weirdos and people could post about their vaugely homoerotic relationship with their desktop computer and everyone would go "yeah"

she honk on my shoo till i mimi

me when im walking into a room with a doppelganger of myself on a leash and everyone is asking who the fuck that is: oh thats just who id be if the incident didnt happen. he gets outside time once a week.

dont you hate it when someone asks you a question about yourself and you almost throw up