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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itβs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
ABO FIC REC, Part III: Below are more recent abo fics. (Part I, Part II)
π Light, Spark and Fire series by @greenfeelings (216k)
Lifeβs pretty ordinary for Harry. He lives with his best friend, got into university just like heβs planned, and manages to support himself just fine for an unbonded omega. If he sustains that lifestyle by getting paid to help alphas through their rut every now and then, thatβs nothing to be hung up on. Until heβs hired by an alpha that turns everything upside down.
Or, Harryβs working on taking Louisβ walls down, until he builds his own up.
π Wolf Boy (Like No One Else)Β by @cristalrush (70k)
the one where Harry leaves his old pack in hopes to find his soulmate. And thatβs when he meets Louis, an alpha who doesnβt believe in soulmates.
π Little by LittleΒ by @absoloutenonsenseΒ (65k)
Harry discovers figuring out who you are is more complicated than a potato metaphor.
π βTil Everything ChangesΒ by @chloehl10 (57k)
Harryβs an Omega who has been alone for too long. Louisβ an Alpha who is scared to find love again.
π Shadows Come With The Pain That Youβre Running From (Love Was Something Youβve Never Heard Enough)Β by @sparklebootsandvans (51k)
a Band AU in which Harry isnβt allowed to be who he really is and the North American Tour might bring some unexpected truths into the web of lies and also a bit of heat that has very little to do with the summer in the US.
π Bear with meΒ by @vintageumbroshirtΒ (46k)
And maybe, Fate has better plans in store for Harry.
π Iβve Kissed Honey Lips (Felt the Healing in the Fingertips)Β by @loveroflou (36k)
the raisin cookie fic
π Rooms on FireΒ by @softfonds (34k)
Ten years ago, Louis helping Harry through a heat was the start of a romance that ended in heartbreak. Now, Harryβs marriage is over thanks to his husbandβs very public infidelity, and Louis is fresh off a Golden Globe win. The last thing they both expect is to be cast in the same movie.
πΒ Compete Against the StarsΒ by @daggerandrose (30k)
An ABO au where Louis finds out heβs claimed to another Alpha. Angst ensues.
π late night devil (put your hands on me)Β by @goodmorninglou (20k)
Harry Styles has always put up with him. With every snip of attitude, every idiotic act of stubbornness, every harsh and sour word. Each time Louis thinks heβs stepped too far, clung too tight, bitten too hard, Harry is there to forgive him, to protect him, to hold him. Maybe he was naive to think that, no matter how hard he pushed, Harry would never move.
Maybe he should have seen it coming.
π Blind FaithΒ by @2tiedships2 (18k)
βHarry?β Liam prompted.
βIβm blind,β Harry eventually said, trying his best to keep himself from crying.
Liam was silent for a few moments, before responding, βThatβs not exactly news, H. You were blind when I met you a year and a half ago. Have you been in denial this whole time or something?β
βNo, Liam,β Harry cut in. βThis is different. Iβm not legally blind like I used to say. Itβs not just my night vision. The tunnel from my tunnel vision has closed. Iβm fucking blind! I moved halfway around the world in the hope of finding my soulmate and itβs obviously not happening now. It wasnβt supposed to be like this. Not even a soulmate is going to want to put up with a blind alpha.β
π Sigh for SighΒ by @et-y-etc (10k)
When his fatherβs sudden illness forces Harry to get married in a hurry, heβs delighted that Lord Louis Tomlinson is the one who makes him an offer. Being married to Louis is just as wonderful as he imagined, except for one thingβ they havenβt mated yet.
Or the one where theyβre both idiots, Harryβs afraid to say what heβs thinking, and Louisβs just trying to be honorable.
π the flower that blooms in adversityΒ by @hershelsue (13k)
Harry is twenty-six and he hasnβt presented yet. He lives in London with his alpha best friend, Niall, who invites him to a New Yearβs camping trip with his other alpha mates. Amidst them, thereβs the always sharp Louis, who has a knack for observation and dirt under his toenails. Harry ends up agreeing on going, unaware heβs leaving for the trip of a lifetime.
π Come In and Change My LifeΒ by @lightwoodsmagic (12k)
Harry and Louis become friends when Harry looks after Louisβ cat during away games, until one night at a party changes everything between them. Itβs just a shame Louisβ going to be away for the FIFA World Cup for three months.
π young hearts on the chaseΒ by @daffodilsforlouΒ (7k)
harryβs a hopeless romantic, louisβ oblivious, and itβs going to be Valentineβs Day.
πΒ in comes the rainΒ by @starlitlou (7k)
Being ace and an omega had never been Louisβ favourite combination. Even less so when his heat is involved. Unfortunately, itβs not something he can avoid forever. Harry makes it all a bit better.
πΒ Itβs a βstill-there-Monday-morningβ kind of loveΒ by @twoweekslhome (7k)
Harry and Louis accidentally bond and itβs more then they ever expected.
πΒ Definition of BeautyΒ by @zanniscaramouche (6k)
Louisβ caught off guard by an omega he nearly takes out with an errant footie ball. Itβs not that Louisβ never seen Harry before, itβs that he canβt stop looking, and heβs desperate to figure him out.
π No One Likes to be AloneΒ by @lululawrence (6k)
Harry needs to nest.Β
πΒ Without you I lie desolate (in your thoughts shall I reside)Β by @louloubabys1992 (5k)
the one where Harry loves a human and tries so hard not to feel guilty about it.

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Hii! Do you know any fanfic where harry has a badboy personality and he and louis are best friends and fall in love? Thank you
Hi!
Nicotine by KrisStylinsonΒ (32k)Β
"We're two different types of people, Liam. He likes sex and drugs, I like theater and tea. Trust me, we'd never date." Except they would, they do, and neither of them plans on letting go anytime soon.
"Just because you can get me hard doesn't mean I like you," Louis whispered. The fact was, he didn't like Harry right now, not at all. Not even a bit.
"Yeah, yeah," Harry murmured, his breath fanning over Louis' cock as he spoke. "You done telling me how much you hate me so I can suck you off?"
Fate Don't Know You by sincewewereeighteenΒ (98k)
βJust. How bad is it?β
Zayn sighs. Shit.
βNot that bad, really,β he says quickly as he scans Louisβ face. βIt depends, really. The freshmen are all right and I think youβll manage just fine with the sophomores.β
βBut?β
βSeniors are always shit because they think they rule the school, and this specific class of juniorsβ¦ Well, letβs say youβll find a real troublemaker there. Some say he used to be a soft kid, but- I donβt know. Most teachers just leave him alone.β Zayn shrugs. βHe walks around with a tough crowd. Guess no one wants to take their chances with him. This is Chicago after all.β
βDβyou know the name of the kid?β Louis asks, already very curious to meet said person.
βHis name is Harry Styles.β The other man responds. βYouβre in for a treat with this one.β
[Or: The one in which Louis always hears thunder when Harry speaks and sees lightning when he glances at him.]
take my pure (and wash it all away 'til I'm cured) by resurrectdeadΒ (40k)Β
And Louis decides, as the boy slowly starts backing away with that cheeky grin lighting up that whole stupidly beautiful face, that he should sue him for emotional abuse just for the fact his pecs stretch the fabric of his shirt like that alone. He really should. He might even win the case. Fuck.
or: they're all 19. louis is a twink, harry is a frat boy hunk. harry for some reason wants his makeup done for pride, and louis is just trying so very hard to stay clear of all alleged fuckboys this year.
I Want Something that I Want by @fallinglikethis (4k)
Louis Tomlinson hates bad boys.
Except he doesn't. And he really doesn't hate the one standing outside his new favorite tattoo parlor, giving him the once-over.
But he'll soon find out that his bad boy makes for a laughably poor specimen.
It Started With a Whisper by MukeSinnerΒ (151k)Β
Louis Tomlinson was comfortable in his shell, not at all wanting to go out in the world and do things that would involve him being social... Until Harry Styles swooped in and changed that all. Harry is well known for the reputation he quickly picked up by beating up the jock at his school. People knew not to mess with him, seeing as he was now considered the schools bad ass. But what happens when Louis Tomlinson discovers that Harry isn't as bad as he wants to appear? Behind those dark eyes and clenched fists, is a boy who is looking for someone to make him feel love again. This isnt your typical bad boy/ nerd story. In this, the badboy isn't a douche to the nerd, and the nerd isn't completely defenseless or naive to Harry's intentions. This is a story where two totally different puzzle pieces were shoved together, creating a beautiful, yet imperfect picture on top.

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I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.
I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.
who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie
Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

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