FICS, ART AND OPINIONS.

-Shane smashed his fingers in between the headboard and the wall one time (the jolt of pain that shot through him as Ilya kept pounding into him made him make a sound that was not entirely agony)

-some lube spilled on the hardwood floor and Ilya slipped and fell on his ass (cue Shane laughing his ass off until Ilya is not getting up for like ten seconds Should I call an ambulance? to which Ilya replies, panting heavily I AM FINE)

-so many instances of sprained adductors. like it’s a miracle that they manage to heal fully before Shane pulls them next time. And that’s not even taking into account the sprains he gets during hockey

-that one time Ilya got a hamstring cramp that wouldn’t go away for a couple of days (baby, have taken magnesium? yes. have you tried rolling it out? yes. do you want me to massage it out? yes 🥰)

-difficult to say how actually close and how many times Shane was to a concussion from banging his head on the headboards. This tally is also tainted by hockey to be fair.

pushing that stucky agenda as per usual

— Shane, does this book make me look smart enough?

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

#you're not you when you're hungry (for cock)

+ bonus (no aftercare or kisses = sad hollanov)

In advanced mourning because of what they’ll possibly do to his character in doomsday.

Getting more into comics has made me dislike the mcu more but also be more invested at the same time, it’s weird.

That being said, when it’s good, it’s really good and I really like how they handled Cap. Not representing America but what America should be.