Homesmut. Smutstuck. Same diff

This got kinda long, and it’s dark in some spots (character death, violence, etc.), but for anyone wondering what happens in the reverse-Endangered storyline, I made up a full plot in one day. :y The below picks up from chapter ”negative zero-point-five,” because I am the best at naming things.

it is the year of our lord 2016 and i still think oops my hand slipped is an acceptable description for a piece of self indulgent fanart

SORRY

Part 1

A present to all of you for my (couple days past) birthday! Consider it thanks for feeding my dirkjake addiction. ♥(◡‿◡✿)

This list includes the following:

DirkJake

new AO3 pwps

Smut

AO3 pwps I might have missed the first time (doubt it)

DirkJake Smut

Gratuitous DirkJake Smut

LET THE SMUT COMMENCE!

Favorites*

Porn With Plot (or something that vaguely resembles it):

This Wasn’t Supposed To Happen by FlyMeToTheMoon (sadstuck)

On a Friendly Basis - Fan Comic by ChibiEdo

A6A4 Series by t34lbloods (perculious) (tattooing, touch-starved Dirk)*

Eventually Series by feistymuffin

To Be Candid by Lovelettes (douchestuck)*

Smutburb by Pecandy (18, 24, 25, 28)

320 by sharkdaze (crack)*

Tin Man by Vellev (Brobot->Jake, angsty)

Dirk/Jake MSPARP and Pesterchum logs by Ine (this needs more love)*

Minor Miscalculations by XxotakulivexX

I Clung to You Hoping We’d Drown by zombiefest (WIP may be dead, sadstuck)

Sculpted Douche Abs by sumomomochi

Crunching Numbers by wartransmission (A very interesting take on AR’s importance)*

Something About You (get-back-togethers are great)*

Too Much For One To Handle by Morkez (Vamp!Dirk, Were!John, possibly dead!fic)

Porn Without Plot:

oxidisation by kylobe (there is no such thing as too much lazy morning sex)*

Welcome Home by the_improbable1*

Payback by johnegbert (non-con!, demonstuck! DirkJakeDave)*

One Chance (DaveJakeDirk…well, more DaveJAke+Dirk, Dirk gets the short end of the stick. ): )*

Jake English/Dirk Strider/Brain Ghost Dirk Strider ; Threesome - M/M/M ; Dom/sub ; Orgasm Delay/Denial ; Porn with Feelings ; Begging ; Trans Jake English

The ghost who haunted his waking moments was of a Dirk who had never existed, but he was no less vivid for the truth. If anything, he had revelled in Jake discovering the absolute disconnect between Dirk and the shadow of uninformed dreams. His voice had held in a smile in it Jake refused to look at when he cooed look at that, unseen arms draped over Jake’s shoulders.What you see isn’t always what you get.

But Jake had both, and as one moaned beneath him and the other left an icy chill blooming over his neck like a bruise, he couldn’t pretend that he disliked it.

The first of my Drone Season fills for @epochryphal! Some poetry in your porn with a 2 x Dirk combo, which was a blast to write!

It’s been four years for us since Dirk shut Hal off, but it is finally the time that we get to see the end of that debacle. Thank you to @hottestpairofshadesyouknow for the generous commission, the opportunity to construct some sort of ending, for even finding potential in something I made when I was 14. I never planned to update this comic, but the project somehow feels like a testament to how far I’ve come since that stage in my life.

But anyway, you didn’t come to hear me ramble about myself. The rest of Sadstuck War 2.0 is under the cut for your viewing pleasure. 

Atlas Assassin Dirk is sent on a mission to hunt down a suspected siren. The dossier left out a lot of details about his target.

Siren Jake is minding his own business when a cyborg swordsfellow gets the literal drop on him. For his trouble, Jake gains a travel companion.

DirkJake, eventually explicit, Borderlands AU. Just some good ol’ extemporized fun with @mimsiical

Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

Mega Explicit. Kink grab bag. Dirk/Jake, heavy focus on Dirk/Jane/Roxy friendship. Magic AU.

Here’s chapter 2 of the fic where Dirk is an adventurer who stumbles on a dragon while hunting another dragon! IN THIS CHAPTER: Dirk wakes up in the dragon cave only to be greeted by exhaustion, sore muscles, and an overly nice guy who’s making him tea. 

merry shitscram! we’ve got four chapters this time around.

in this BONES OF BLACK MARROW update we have a plain ol’ banging session, a battle royale, female presenting nipples(?), and something that doesn’t go according to plan…

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