Kales

inner peace? don’t know her heard great things. I’m following her on ig she won’t follow back

This feels illegal

I hope this blows all the way up and they get sued

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

customers aren’t valid

and neither are their coupons usually

It’s Halloween somewhere <cracks open a pumpkin>