Fortunately, I am mighty

Y’all see a fat woman and suddenly everyone is a cardiologist. Shut the fuck up.

YOU CAN’T SAY EVERYONE’S GOT A WATER BUFFALO EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE A WATER BUFFALO WE’RE GONNA GET NASTY LETTERS SAYING “WHERE’S MY WATER BUFFALO?” “WHY DON’T I HAVE A WATER BUFFALO?” AND ARE YOU PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THAT? I DON’T THINK SO! NOW STOP BEING SO SILLY!

i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

Kids born between 1995 and 1998 are interesting because they fall somewhere between Gen X and Millenials cause they grew up on the tail end of left over 90s stuff but also were right there at the beginning of the 2000s and all that tech and innovation. They don’t really identify with, like, Nirvana being the voice of their generation, but they still hold onto the 90s nostalgia and remember a time before widespread Internet and dial up. 9/11 is like a distant memory but the ramifications are just an accepted part of life. They remember a time before iPhones and the economic collapse but much of the pop culture is too old for them. They’re an interesting transition group of kids that don’t really fit perfectly into either group. I just think that’s really interesting.

@TMZ, execute it... #end it. quit playing … #larryisreal #.babygate