Of Felines And Fandoms

Saeran: Like “his dead body won’t fit in your trunk” problems or “you like him” problems?

MC: ...“I like him” problems.

707: Just fake it!

707: Don’t let him see what a neurotic mess you are.

707: You see Yoosung over there?

707: He doesn’t know I cry sometimes

Jumin: Hello?

707: It's Luciel~

Jumin: What did he do this time?

707: No, Jumin, it's Luciel. It's actually me!~

Jumin:

707:

707: *hacker voice* I'm in

[1 week later]

Jumin: I’m back.

Jaehee: Mr. Han!

MC: Oh, here’s a list of all the stupid things Seven has done.

Jumin: …this has 12 page-

Mc: what do you wear to swim?

Jumin: I was wearing a Speedo in a photo taken of me when I was 5

Mc: I'd like to purchase that photo

Jumin: cold hearted furry

Zen: narcissist that always talks about how he's perfect date material but can never get a date

Jaehee: angry mom with coffee for blood

Yoosung: gullible gamer who needs to get his shit together

707: the embodiment of depression and memes

Saeran: angry emo that needs a chill pill

V: blind doormat

Jumin: Zen-

Zen: HOLY SHIT WRONG NUMBER

Jumin: -that statement is not only illogical but also ridiculously worded for the matter of the fact that-

jaehee: what? i was drunk?! i don't recall a thing! what did i do? what did i say? did i do anything illegal? did i punch mr. han in the face??

zen: um no lol you were just really open about yourself haha

jumin: i'd kill myself

zen: trust fund kid knows what's up

yoosung: please fund my college tuition

jaehee: luciel, you're not even an american citizen, nor do even you fit the basic requirements for such a position

mc: i'll be your campaign manager! ^^

everyone:

707: if that's the case you're promoted

Yoosung: Crap, my mom's calling. Act natural.

707: OMG YOOSUNG YOU'RE SO WILD GET DOWN FROM THAT TABLE

Zen: He's stripping.

707: Ya.

Zen: He's naked now.

I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that’s where my desk was, and it didn’t occur to me to ask.