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espresseleine

slightly narc himbo finally finds somebody he enjoys more than himself

purelily

god marries satan and they’re probably trans

ryechili 

milf has to save her felon gf’s ass twice a week

laroguemond (latte , almond , and roguefort)

detective and criminal beg milf teacher for skincare routine, she will never tell.

farmer’s market coochie (spinach and licorice)

emo pretends he’s top and not a masochist

seaberry (sea fairy and hollyberry)

opposite body types make sex work somehow

custard cake (custard and pancake)

they said they’d get married when they were six . and they did

strawberry sorbet (sc x ss)

ok i’m too lazy to write rn but

i/me/myself but it’s black raisin having a one-sided crush on vanilla but he’s literally only interested in wl/de 

“ i wish i could be a girl so you’d wish i could be your girlfriend, boyfriend ! “