I Think My Dog is Broken

I thought tigers were supposed to be big and scary? *YAWN*

Am I helping?

That little person doesn't even appreciate that you are waving a toy in his face! Throw it for me, throw it for me!

Illustration by Natalie Asplund @natalart (On twitter she is @natticus54)

Okay, you've learned to pet me... sort of. How about letting up on the grab-tug motion?

Dere's sumfing in mah nose? Whaddu u meen?

Mom got some new body pillows. I assume these are for me, right? Because I'm not moving. Ever. Except to wag. Obvs.

I don't know why you are giving me so many baths, but as soon as you are done I can go back outside and play with that black and white cat, right?

Oh hello! I am so glad you have arrived for tea! Do be a dear and let Jeeves know the table may be set. Use the good china, dearie.

This tiny human transport device is not comfortable. Please release me, larger human!

She does not seem impressed...

Pillow balancing, ball sleeping, and upside down head resting. It does not get cuter than this.

Basically, these two just hang around, cuddling, sleeping, waiting to be fed. Tough life.

She has my blanket... But at least I've got a pillow...

NOSE CUDDLES!!