Spider-Man’s ladies
Art by Dike Ruan
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almost home

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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#extradirty
Sade Olutola
occasionally subtle
todays bird

Janaina Medeiros

@theartofmadeline
dirt enthusiast
Stranger Things
Three Goblin Art
Claire Keane
Not today Justin
RMH
hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Mike Driver
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Spider-Man’s ladies
Art by Dike Ruan

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Diana, Princess of Wales
Infatuated with Red🎈🍂🌺❤️ 🍂
https://www.instagram.com/jessannkirby
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
He goes on for like several examples too.
“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”
“Cut it off.”
“wut”
“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”
“wut”
“What”
“Did I fucking stutter?”

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Bitching here because this is the only social media my husband doesn't check...
We are renovating our house and for the last month, they've worked Monday through Friday.
This morning, two guys I've never met pull up in a private car and say they're here to paint. I keep asking if they're with the contractor and they don't give me a straight answer, which I chalk up to language barrier.
Anyway, its 9am on a Saturday, I was up all night last night on call, and even if these guys are legit, I'm trying to sleep and they can't be in the house this morning. It's the fucking weekend. So I tell them sorry, but we weren't expecting them today so they can't come in.
I text contractor and call my hubs; I'm more than a little flustered when I talk to my husband. But when I tell him I sent them away, he completely didn't get it. I could tell he thought i was being overly cautious. But like, why in God's name would I let two unexpected guys I've never met into the house when I'm home alone?
And it gets better, because while I'm on the phone, the contractor texts back in the middle of our convo that noone was scheduled to come by and he wasn't aware anyone was coming.
There wasn't any malicious intent tho. The fucking painters skipped out early yesterday and thought they could sneak back in today to finish. So fuck them, because now I'm angry that they didn't respect my time.
And like, I knew I was being silly and over cautious, but that's the world we live in. I didn't get a scary vibe off of these dudes but I'm also not stupid. And it's frustrating that I have to act this way. And I'm grouchy and sleep deprived.
JOHN MULANEY AND THE SACK LUNCH BUNCH dir. Rhys Thomas
Oscar Isaac championing FinnPoe on the press tour
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so this just happened
Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it
My what a guy, that Gaston.
@christinadreaming
Black Cat (2019-) Annual #1 art by Joey Vazquez

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SYMBROCK CONFIRMED
Update:
Brooklyn Nine-Nine / Raymond Holt and Kevin
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