i don't know anymore i'm stressed

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

the iliad

probably an aries

mad about everything

will kick anyone’s ass, even their own

the odyssey

bisexual with a poor sense of direction

just wants to go home

cries about dogs

herodotus’s histories

bullshits every assignment they ever turn in

has a fun fact for everything

probably doesn’t even know if they’re telling the truth any more

the peloponnesian war

nobody knows what they’re talking about ever

makes everything about politics

cynical about everything

lucian’s a true history

only communicates via memes

somehow turns out new fic every week

never passes up a chance for a dick joke

the poetry of sappho

into the gaysthetic

has 50 crushes at once

constantly complains about not having a gf

the idylls of theocritus

is just here to have a good time

wants to save the bees

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