Big Slime

confession time. it feels good to get blended. i tell people i bought the vitamix because i love smoothies, but. the truth is i really love getting blitzed

when she's waist deep in slime, feeling herself getting turned to goo, aroused like you wouldn't believe, and so angry about it she can't even form words

during pride it's important to remember your local gay slime girl. like me! i take paypal and cash!

everyone loves the party trick where i stuff myself into a bottle and let them cork it. but the last group got so wasted they forgot to let me out after and i spent a month on a frickin wine rack. do i feel bad for eating the wine mom who finally popped the cork and let me out? no. i was starving and pissed. but she has taken to being a slime wonderfully.

being a slime is great and i wouldn't ever go back, but it's not all sunshine and rainbows. extreme temps is what gets most of us in the end. too cold and our extremities can freeze, damaging our cell membrane. too hot and we risk dehydrating and becoming so viscous that moving is difficult.

everyone at the party doing jello shots but, and get this, i'm the jello

hit it so good she exposes her weak spot and can't do anything until her recovery animation plays

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unfair! banned from another restaurant challenge dish! just because i can simply heap the entire "impossible pancake plate" into my gaping maw and swallow it whole doesn't mean i "cheated" and therefore have to "pay the menu price."

freak is such a subjective term. i have no issue with pouring myself into some girl's ears and dissolving her brains then turning the rest of her into goo and leaving her a puddle on the floor to recover. i've eaten a guy at a party for fun and wore his bones like a cheap Halloween costume for the rest of the night. but another slime talks about cracking open someone's core like a jawbreaker and i get the jeebies big time.

for all you girls currently weighing your options, being a slime girl might feel like it precludes having sharp teeth, on account of not having teeth. but rest assured, you can buy some shark teeth and assemble your own set.

I love a cute little wolf girl who doesn't mind getting messy. I do mind having to pass myself through a sieve after to get all the fur out.

sorry i haven't been posting much. i accidentally merged cores with a girl i was hooking up with and the newly created amalgam decided to quit our jobs and backpack across europe.

To all the recently transitioned slimes who need to hear it, you're not immune to all diseases. There are plenty of germs that get on just fine in slimes. You can be a carrier for some bugs that will mess up any human partners you might have. And for the love of goo get yourself vaccinated against coreworm! Those fuckers don't give a shit about your internal pH and can cause serious illness if they get a foothold.

My roomie got cursed??? on the way home from work??? she's literally a dragon right now.