#slime posting

People like to think of slimes as slimy and yucky but the truth is that slimes play an important part in dungeon maintenance by ingesting all of the muck and gunk that accumulates on the walls and they could do the same thing for your kitchen or bathroom if you kept a slime in your kitchen or bathroom so everyone say thank you slimes.

Came home from a long day of holding a humanoid form and just wanted to relax in a puddle. I knew something was afoot when my machinegirlfriend was stifling giggles as she pulled me in for a kiss. One thing led to another and I was approximating a French kiss by pumping her mouth full of slime and... Well, I just wasn't expecting her to have installed a Pythagorean siphon in it. Slorped me right up and unceremoniously poured me on the ground, laughing all the while!

oooops i was having some fun with these two girls, and we were all a bit tipsy, and the topic of getting turned into slime came up and they were both so into it and begging me to goo them, but it can take hours to properly turn a girl into slime, so i figured why not do both of them at the same time? except they couldn't keep their hands off of each other the whole time, and when i finally spat them out they had fused together into a single girl and because it happened while they were being converted i think it might be permanent. she swears she doesn't mind and is really enjoying being a new person, but both her gfs have been asking questions.... i guess i could just get the gfs drunk and try to replicate the process and that'll sort the whole mess out, right?

'cause I'm in the fucking sludge