#slime posting

Technically "mitosis" only applies to single cells. I think the term for what I do is "architomy".

Okay so it's a little disappointing that there's no slime emoji but I guess it's understandable because one emoji could not possibly satisfactorily represent the vast diversity of slimes and like fifty different slime emojis are probably too much to ask for.

Okay, I need to cut back on the sweets; apparently I've made myself so sugary that I'm being swarmed by hummingbirds who I guess think I'm nectar.

When it gets too hot I get really goopy and I mean I'm already pretty goopy at the best of times.

Oops I apparently stepped in myself earlier and tracked myself all over the house.

Sometimes I think it might be kind of comfy for a small copy of me to rest inside a big chilled glass with maybe some whipped cream and a cherry on top but I'm really afraid that would give people the wrong idea.