No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

look at us. blogging

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

haven’t had the time to girlblog lately cause my sisters in town so we’ve been going out and doing things every single day but yaaaa i’ll be back soon muhehehhe

i bought way too many things these last two weeks holy shit

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

Lately I've been thinking that I could be pretty good standup comedian. I've got the stage presence, the observational skills, the patter. I've got the contempt. The frothing, bile-flecked disdain for the travesty of the human animal and all its projects. The withering, red-hazed lens of deconstructive entropic judgement, the scrutiny of which no articulable concept survives. I'm good at establishing a rapport with an audience. I would be a pretty good standup comedian