babette ate oatmeal

i was going to learn 12 languages, read 250 books and learn 75 new skills this year what happened

genuinely i think my biggest fear in the world would be to go back to the past end up in HIGH SCHOOL again and be forced to solve a math problem i would literally k!ll myself right there in front of everyone like don't play with me

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

Lee tang working in retail before becoming a serial killer makes so much sense

“hot girl era”, I say as I rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as I miss out on core experiences other people my age are having

for my own personal peace of mind i am putting forth the headcanon that after the salamander proposition everything after was just agnes screwing with zoe and getting her coin in the process. she was just making stuff up and trying to freak her out and give her a taste of her own medicine