~Ships + Imagines~

whoops looks like the writers at marvel need a reminder of their own characters’ origins before they do something else grossly offensive

hey, nick spencer!  i know you’re probably not reading this, but shut up and listen for a second, maybe you’ll learn something about respect.  do you know how many jewish people died during the holocaust?  somewhere between 5,000,000 to 6,000,000.

yes, you read that right.  five to six million people dead, all less than eighty years ago.

marvel comics have never skirted around this.  they made it a vital part of magneto’s history, one that shapes his attitudes and opinions more than anything else.  he’s been subjugated, and he’s not going to let it happen to his people - in this case, mutants - again.

so what, mr. spencer, are you accomplishing by having him join up with hydra beyond spitting in the faces of all those millions of dead?  you’ve taken a jewish character - created by JEWISH WRITERS AND ARTISTS - and signed him up with what’s clearly the marvel universe’s equivalent of the nazis.  what are we supposed to take away from this besides the knowledge that you are a cold, insensitive human being?

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

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Don’t you dare say another word.

We’re going to freeze to death

I don’t mind if I do

I’ve never seen you dance before

What do you mean you’re leaving?

You drank a gallon of milk over night

Please, I’m begging you.

You don’t know how to tie your shoes?

Is a chicken really a bird if they can’t fly?

You it be a grown up, but you’re still my baby

I got fired.

We’re out of money?!?

Have you seen my stamp collection?

Fire! Fire! Fire!

You watched 4 seasons today?

Stop questioning my life choices.

You didn’t have to marry me, you know

It’s my turn to pick

It’s a hundred degrees out

When’s the last time you smiled?

Stop being such a brat

If I wanted one, I would have gotten it myself

Wanna see something cool?

I think it’s broken

This is a once in a lifetime thing and you want me to blow it off

Friends don’t last, they never last

Sometimes I just don’t want to exist

I should’ve written it down

Go eat an exotic food or something

Way to not like my Instagram post

Remember Walkmans?

He would have really loved that…

It’s a shame when things, when people, go so soon

They used to tell me I’d never amount to anything

I almost didn’t graduate

I should’ve stayed in bed

I woke up knowing this would happen

I had a dream last night about _____

She sat next to me on the bus

Just promise to never lie to me, okay?

I thought you said you were a doctor

This cost a thousand dollars?!

Foreigners…pffft

He used to be my best friend.

Look at them, their perfect tans and cold margaritas…assholes

I’m not the jealous type, I swear

I didn’t cheat!

Let me smell your breath

Did you let the dog out?

We’re taking you downtown

If you don’t like it, leave.

She’s got a way with words

I didn’t know it when I met her

It sure as hell does change things!

I remember when you were a baby!

Give me my beer, or else

You asked me if unicorns were real

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen

Why so glum?

Cotton candy is for adults too, leave me alone.

Yeah, okay, when pigs fly.

I haven’t seen you in ages!

Picnics are for losers

If I could go back, I wouldn’t change anything

Somethings are just better as memories

She was hot, admit it

When the hell did you break the vacuum?

We’re rich.

Bed. Now.

Call me that one more time, see what happens

Don’t ever call here again

Your brother told me all about it

I’m pregnant.

Happy birthday!

Apples, oranges, same thing

Don’t let it go to your head

Is it gone?

Where’s the first aid kit?

What do you mean you’re in jail?

Fight me.

Will you marry me?

stop worrying so much

Come on! Hurry!

Put your hands where I can see them

Strike 3

You’re cute with glasses

Are you five?

You have enough

Are you drunk?

Road trip!

You’ve been listening to the same song on repeat all week….

She’s your sister. You have to help her.

I owe you what?

Let’s bet.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

I could’ve gone pro

All I need is you, and Cheerios

You don’t need another dog

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth

Nobody needs fake friends

I just want somebody who’ll text first

Buy me chocolates and tell me everything’s going to be okay

Are you asking me out?

Remember that really embarrassing memory you told me to never speak of again?

I’m soaked.

He’s been like that all day

This house isn’t even haunted

Isn’t that bad luck?

Shut up and dance

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