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trying on a metaphor
will byers stan first human second
#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Origami Around
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Jules of Nature
oozey mess
EXPECTATIONS
roma★
cherry valley forever
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@my-semblance-is-fire
Help Us Find a New Home
A good friend of mine has recently found himself in an incredibly bad situation, and needs help. If you guys could donate or even just reblog to get more eyes on his story, it would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you very much.
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I don’t usually make these posts, but a friend of mine desperately needs some help handling a bad situation. Any help, be it via donation or a reblog to get more eyes on his situation, would be much appreciated.
Thank you all.
Cross Stitch Commissions
Hey all,
I’m going to be opening up commissions to hopefully get some extra money this year. Some examples of my work can be found here in my portfolio.
How It Works:
You want a cross stitch?
Symbols (ex: Overwatch, RWBY, superheroes) are all very straightforward. No issues there. Pictures/characters are a bit more tricky. You can PM me with an idea or a photo that you’d like done and I can see if it’s possible. I also have several pre bought patterns including:
Howl’s Moving Castle
Harry Potter
RWBY
Superheroes
Misc. Video Games
You want a pillow?
After your cross stitch is finished, you can choose to have it turned into an awesome pillow! I have dozens of pre bought fabrics, but if you have a certain color scheme that you’d like, let me know and I will send you pictures of fabric choices.
You want a plushie?
Plushies are a thing that I am learning how to do, but I have limited experience with. If you’d like to commission a plush that isn’t one of the ones in my portfolio, we can see if it’s possible for me to do and negotiate pricing from there.
Pricing:
All payments will be done through paypal. Payment can be sent after the project is finished but before shipment.
1 cent per stitch/$1.00 per 100 stitches. I’ll list some examples below of how much certain pieces will cost.
$10.00 to frame a cross stitch.
$25.00 if you’d like your cross stitch to be turned into a pillow.
Shipping is also paid for by the person commissioning me and will be determined based on the country of the buyer.
How To Commission Me:
PM me or send me an email at [email protected] with your request and we can go from there.
Please note that cross stitching and plush making take TIME. Medium pieces like this one or this one take 40-60 hours (around one month) and cost around $75.00 before pillow cost is added. Large pieces like Howl’s Castle cost about $190.00 and take 100-150 hours (around two to three months). It’s first come first serve, so I will finish the first commission before working on the next, and will message you to see if you’re still interested.
Slots:
Open
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Rebagel if you’re open to Skype/Discord RP with folks you trust.
Because some days, the blog format just ain’t doin’ it.
This is goodbye to RWBY role-playing
Well, the time has come. After trying unsuccessfully to revive my blog here, I've decided to just give up. I'm fed up with Rooster Teeth anyway and Volume 4 is looking to be a mess already. So, I'm retiring my blog and quitting role-playing for good. It's been a long run, I've had this blog since the Yellow Trailer came out. The fandom is dead, however, and nothing can bring back the goodwill it used to have. Thanks to those that followed and played with me. If you have my Skype, feel free to hit me up, otherwise, I'll just keep my blog open for archiving purposes.
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“So, what’s the situation?”
“Well, ah, the good news is I found this adorable box of kittens and they all seem to love me!” Yang held the mewling box up, “The bad new is that I found them on my way home from being fired.” The bartender knew the firing was coming since she had continued to get into fights with people that wouldn’t stop trying to grab her chest or ass. At least now she had animal comfort to help.
The Good News and the Bad News
Send me “So, what’s the situation?”, and I’ll generate two numbers between 1-15 to see both the good and the bad news that my muse will tell yours (some might contradict one another, in which case feel free to just generate another one).
Keep reading
Can I please give a loud shoutout to @white-fang-adam for being an amazing Adam blog? The thing that makes this blog so great is the way they play Adam canon-divergently and they’re one of my favourite RP partners of all time. The mun is also a very sweet and fun person to interact with, and they deserve all the positivity they can get!
….Who did this? D: I don’t deserve this…!
ANGSTY FUCKIN' SENTENCE STARTERS
“I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but you’re just making this worse.” “I don’t think we have anything left to say to each other.” “Are you happy? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!” “This isn’t the end. Just the part where I say enough is enough.” “Stop. Just…stop.” “You have a lot of nerve saying ‘Hello’ like nothing happened.” “I’d say ‘give me one good reason to stay’ but I already know the reasons. I just have better reasons to go.” “I’m sorry…we didn’t make it in time. They’re gone.” “You said you’d always be there for me…so how did this happen? Why weren’t you there?” “There will never be anyone else like you…if I’m very lucky.” “What, you thought you deserved better than a voice message?” “What did you do?” “How much have you had?” “That isn’t water in that bottle, is it.” “I can’t stand watching you destroy yourself like this.” “Didn’t it occur to you that you’re hurting me, too?!” “This can’t keep happening.” “The only good part about being alone is that I don’t wake anyone up when I start screaming at night.” “Holy shit–did you do that?!” “How long have you been doing this to yourself?” “I don’t want help. I just want the pain to stop.” “I just can’t stand being alone anymore.” “Please, don’t tell anyone.” “I can’t stand to lose anything else.” “I’m hurting you too much…you should leave.” “Some things just aren’t worth fighting for.” “I don’t even know why you pretend to care anymore.”
halloween pick-up line sentence starters.
taken from various places on the internet because who doesn’t wanna flirt with a ghost? no one, that’s who.
❝ I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend? ❞
❝ You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night! ❞
❝ You look so good, you’re making my crotch rise from the dead. ❞
❝ If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first. ❞
❝ You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night! ❞
❝ You must be a ghost, because you’ve been haunting my dreams. ❞
❝ Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo? ❞
❝ You are dead sexy. Literally. ❞
❝ That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am. ❞
❝ Hello there, boo-tiful! ❞
❝ You wanna take a ride on my broomstick? ❞
❝ Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places! ❞
❝ You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel. ❞
❝ I hear this house is haunted, we better stick together. ❞
❝ What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this? ❞
❝ All these ghosts and I still don’t have a boo. ❞
❝ Want to find out what I turn into at midnight? ❞
❝ If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle. ❞
❝ I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets. ❞
❝ I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat. ❞
❝ Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off? ❞
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@fumbledeegrumble
THIS IS AMAZING!!
GOOD SHIT
hell yeah
a cinderella story sentence meme
feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“i was the luckiest girl in the world.”
“unfortunately, this was no fairytale.”
“where do princesses go to college?”
“fairytales just aren’t about finding handsome princes. they’re about fulfilling your dreams and about standing up for what you believe in.”
“your dad would want you at school, not here!”
“you could do so much better than _____, even in your mind.”
“remind me again why we tolerate them.”
“i can be surrounded by a sea of people and still feel all alone. but then i think of you.”
“this guy’s too good to be true.”
“why do you act like her slave?”
“what are you doing in my room?”
“you’re not very pretty and you’re not very bright.”
“that woman could make a nun swear.”
“are you in love with somebody else?”
“those kids remind me of why i used to fight in school.”
“you’ve got a secret admirer!”
“you are going to that dance.”
“your dad did not leave this earth wanting you to be unhappy.”
“you do have a knack for taking something simple and making it beautiful.”
“i love her dress. i hate her.”
“any guy would be completely insane not to like you.”
“i guess you’re expecting some guy that hangs out at starbucks and writes poetry.”
“you’re so beautiful.”
“you don’t look like a candy bar.”
“do you ever wanna see me again after tonight?”
“i’ll be doing him a favor if i just disappear.”
“i can’t show emotion for another hour and a half.”
“she’s not just some chick, alright?”
“you’re beautiful, okay? but i’m not your prince. you’ll meet him someday but he’s not me.”
“so you told him everything?”
“people like her don’t belong in our world.”
“i had no idea that you were that tough.”
“even though i have no family, no job and no money for college, it’s you that i feel sorry for.”
“i thought you could use a friend. come here!”
“well, i finally got my cell phone back.”
“hey! i’m only a freshman!”
BITTER SOULMATE PROMPTS
( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )
❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜ ❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜ ❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜ ❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜ ❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜ ❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜ ❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜ ❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜ ❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜ ❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜ ❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜ ❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜ ❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜ ❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜ ❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜ ❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜
“I have lived long enough to see the same eyes in different people.”
“Alright Master Yoda,” Yang grumbled in exasperation, “Just what do you mean by that?”
Brindle sniffed, tail smacking against Yang’s hip. “Sarcasm doesn’t become a jedi, and Yoda wishes he was me.”
No doubt the old fool did - he had quite a mess going on with the order, or so she’d heard.
“It means that people are predictable.” That too was a truth, and once she had many many years to confirm. Her people were long lived compared to most species, though few in number.
Yang sighed and shifted in her meditative pose, her master knew it was her least favorite thing to do, which is why Brindle made her do it twice as much as any of the other padawans did. “Okay, so where is this lesson coming from today?”
College
(The last two people on campus during an extreme weather alert and oh great we’re snowed in)
Yang sighed, looking at the torrent of white falling from the sky. What a day to not travel and sit in her dorm to wait to slowly starve to death over the next week.
Luckily, it was a small campus and the dorms and the kitchens were only the next building over. Unluckily, that meant trekking through fifteen feet of snow and counting to get there. Yang had to sigh again, maybe she could just wait it out?
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“I have lived long enough to see the same eyes in different people.”
“Alright Master Yoda,” Yang grumbled in exasperation, “Just what do you mean by that?”
Pregnancy Starters
"Let's make a baby"
"I'd be a terrible mother"
"You're on the pill, right?"
"I need to buy a pregnancy test"
"It's positive"
"It's negative"
"We'll keep trying"
"I'm going to be a father?"
"Who's the father?"
"But we used a condom"
"Are you going to find out the sex?"
"I can't see my feet"
"That's my baby in there"
"Have you thought about names yet?"
"Are you planning on raising this baby on your own?"
"It's twins"
"The baby's kicking"
"The baby's coming"
"Push"
"I lost the baby"
"I'm giving it up for adoption"
