Not so high on life.

And there it is

Wow

And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt. 

#when you’re both gay and one of you is stuck at a family dinner so you plan an elaborate rescue mission

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

Drama in the DV fandom

What is happening

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding. 

you know what trend needs to come back? those fancy old french dresses with the giant hips. the ones that are so wide they look like someone stuck a table in there. i want a dress so big people have to shout casual conversation at me from ten feet away. what kind of love letter to the concept of personal space

See they’re wide at the hips, but not so much at the back and front. A good crinoline would solve that problem. And top it off with a wide brim hat armed with a pin for good measure.

Perfect for plague time. Ironically, I was seeing a dude called Jean-Pierre and he can get the fuck away from me too lol.

some of u are like “i’ve been on tumblr for a year! i can’t believe it’s been so long!” i’ve been on thsi goddamn website for 5 years and i can’t escape hell…..i remember tumblr prom……the fucjkign mishapocalypse…….

lol 9 years here

Seeing your country portrayed in hollywood movies is deeply unsettling

Because they go “hm, what does our target audience, americans, think they know about this country?” which means that in the best case scenario its turned into a tourism brochure and in the worst case its a barren wasteland devoid of culture filled with terrorists

THIS

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

Reblogging for my followers. My own mental health took a bit of a nosedive last week. Take care of yourselves. Take care of each other. ♡♡