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wizardpepsi

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

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humming-fly

#they named them like cats in a shelter

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can't fall alseep but im remembering last night when my friend asked if he could fall asleep on me on the couch again, bc when he did the night before, it was the best sleep he ever had. and i got to pet his head as he drifted off. i love him so much

my friend, sleeping on me: how am i supposed to wake you up. maybe it could be like this forever

friend: sorry for falling alseep on you

me: what will it take to convince you that i would part the seas for you. have you maybe considered that i liked having you lay on me in a peaceful sleep while i rubbed your back. yes i was getting hot and hungry but did i move? no, bc you were alseep and you deserve everything

me, drinking more liquor than water:

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my friend, trying to give me instructions: god damn you would be an awful bottom

I've reached the point in alcoholism that i legit can't quit without medical intervention. i go a couple hours without a drink and suddenly my heart is racing, im shaking, breathless, nauseous, and have a headache/brain fog. idek if i have hangovers anymore. the second i get up, i feel awful, and down 2 shots before breakfast, and i feel better. i wanna quit. i feel so helpless. im spending so much money on it. and i can't even stop rn bc i have to wait for my appointment. idk what to do like im just poisoning myself and im gonna have to spend another $80 just to make it to my appointment bc i CAN'T FUCKING PHYSICALLY STOP BC THAT MIGHT KILL ME

#vent #alcoholism #alcoholic #alcohol #addiction

ok so why would i intentionally face The Horrors™️ when i can just. not.

#i have been repressing everything #this post is not therapist approved

i actually thought mayors were just fucking useless until Mamdani showed up

not to be a conspiracy theorist but what if

#i was drunk and i forgot what i was saying #but i feel like it's funnier this way

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me: stays up way longer than i should bc my best friend was going through a hard time

also me: fuck whatever I'll get 4 hours of sleep ig they don't pay me enough

he said his type is dumb ppl and that makes me feel a little better in a weird way

ok so like. i thought that meltdowns were when you lose ALL control of yourself. and that might be the case for some, but when i was fully panicking, self-harming to redirect so i didn't lose my shit publicly, couldn't think clearly, and could only say like 5-word sentences, i thought that was just sensory overload, or a panic attack. like meltdown lite.

#autistic meltdown #disabled #autism #actually autistic #autistic adult #autistic things #sensory issues #sensory overload #meltdown #panic attack #anxiety #autistic in the workplace

i love working 40 hours a week at my part-time job. who needs time for silly things like making food?

#disabled #actually autistic #working with a disability #work #jobs

nintendo switch 47: hey we have a silly little noise if you pay us $500

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lobstabear

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

knittingontheroad

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

we were at a party and i got too drunk and slept on the spare bed. he kissed my forehead goodnight. i don't ever wanna forget that and can only hope there will be more in the future but im so happy rn

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