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youve got red on you

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

gonna be honest i think some of yall see things like certain sexualities and genders as discourse topics instead of like. qualities a real living human being has.

this includes asexuality btw

like if someone mentions being asexual and your first instinct is to drill them on tumblr discourse you are an asshole

sequel to Uno called Twono

don’t even get me started

Okay

thanks

Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together.

i’m gonna make you a soup

are things falling apart? or falling into alignment?

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

Your professor was trying to fight God

I was in a class in undergrad, fellow classmate walks in 20, maybe 30 minutes after class started and slightly out of breath. Professor gives a vague look of curiosity and the kid says “my bad. They set up a bouncy castle outside.” The Professor perks up “there’s a bouncy castle?! Class dismissed!” and straight up ran out of the room. It was a 10am class.

*draws a character facing ¾ right on a blank white background* oh thank god. i’m good at art again

?????????? and !!!!!!!!!!!! make a noise in my head i cant explain it

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about