The Merchant

1. [The Batter is pictured chasing after Zacharie alongside his add-ons as various specters flee from him.] “I also used to sell souls, but the Batter didn’t like that very much.”

2. [Batter is shown standing with a comically excessive amount of bats in his arms, with no visible expression.] [Zacharie responds from off-screen.] “Oh, and bats, of course. I have swords too, but I don’t have clients for those…”

Zacharie, spitting out his drink whilst leaning on Batter for support: [JARRINGLY LOUD CACKLING]

Japhet, with three books levitating around him: “well, not just one, but quite a plenty! i’ve mastered the art of reading multiple books at once! two of these were gifted to me by the cat brothers... valerie and pablo, was it?”

Batter, signing and holding his two earrings and a necklace: [they are my add-ons.]

Zacharie, holding a slice of cake: “well, not normally! but the batter baked me some. ...it’s a bit tart, though he tried his best, i’m sure.”

Zacharie, looking mildly disturbed: *just now realized batter does not have veins*

Batter, signing: [leggie.]

Zacharie: “they’re alright! in fact, they’ve found a new napping spot—my sweater! it’s quite cumbersome, though i do enjoy the company.”

friendly reminder batter lesbian

ASK BOX OPEN.

it’s been awhile, hasn’t it?

so mortis ghost said zacharie would dab

after listening to the off 10th anniversary livestream, ive concluded that mx!zach sounds like mortis and mx!batter sounds like exaheva this also means im going to make stupid comics of them talking about “is batter a lesbian?” and “deSPACITO 2” based off of the stream dialogue

Z: “i’m great!” (also, thank you so much! i appreciate the support 💕)