[Your muse walks in and sees Vincenzo wearing these.]
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[in his most helpful and friendly voice] Vincenzo I think perhaps you have put your pants on backwards!
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[Your muse walks in and sees Vincenzo wearing these.]
[WYD]
[in his most helpful and friendly voice] Vincenzo I think perhaps you have put your pants on backwards!

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[he spots her in the market carrying some heavy looking bags and boxes] [and he’s always gotta be That Guy, so] Flutura! It’s good to run into you! Would you like some help carrying all that? It looks pretty heavy.
mxnchito:
I know you do. I just don’t get why. And that’s the problem, I suppose. I don’t understand my… appeal.
it’s your massive… heart. [ now is not the time to be super joking but it’s an honest statement, that’s what alessio likes the most about ramon ] [ he tucks himself up against his side with a sigh ] people don’t … you know. pretend to like you. that stuff only happens in movies and … middle school. presumably.
Maybe. Or, maybe you’re just saying that. [wraps an arm around him, like, reflexively] I don’t know. I know you’re right, probably. But you could be wrong.
mxnchito:
[squeezes him] I know that. Which is why I don’t make a big deal about this. Just, uh— be careful, okay?
[ pats his bicep!!!!!!!!!!! ] [ the exclamation points are nervous energy ]
careful? he’s just a guy.
[frowns!] I don’t... trust him. Not to hurt you, I guess.
mxnchito:
I’m not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds right.
[ cups his jaw in both hands and stares up deeply into his eyes ]
it does, because i’m an expert at these things.
Hmmm. Which things, exactly? [stares back]

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mxnchito:
Yeah, I am that. [smooch smooch] Gay for you. [nose nuzzle] I can do that. But half of infinite is still infinite.
[ clicks his tongue, but, lovingly ]
first you said it was 400, but the number keeps increasing. aren’t neurosurgeons supposed to be good at uh, math?
Surprise. I’m not good at anything. Except kissing you, all over, forever.
mxnchito:
I’m sorry for sneaking up on you, regardless. I know how that is. [smooch smooch] I just saw you looking so kissable over here.
[ does he outright purr? no, but it’s a near fucking thing ] [ squeezes this big beautiful man ]
my face only has that effect on you.
It has a few other effects on me. But many of them are very similar to me kissing you. [smooch!!]
napuleh:
So is that a no to launching my career in porn?
Hmm. We’ll come back to that. I don’t exactly have any camera experience, but I do have a functioning penis.
I didn’t need to know that.
[DOWNS HIS GLASS]
[laughs, horribly] I have a daughter, it can be assumed.
I thought you reproduced asexually! Like a fucking tree! Because you’re a tree!
You make a solid point. But no, Eva required another human being to create.
napuleh:
So is that a no to launching my career in porn?
Hmm. We’ll come back to that. I don’t exactly have any camera experience, but I do have a functioning penis.
I didn’t need to know that.
[DOWNS HIS GLASS]
[laughs, horribly] I have a daughter, it can be assumed.
napuleh:
So is that a no to launching my career in porn?
Hmm. We’ll come back to that. I don’t exactly have any camera experience, but I do have a functioning penis.

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I’ve replaced most of it already. It just, you know. [irked him]
[he’s already making himself comfortable] [glamorously]
I’ll let you know next time I have to replace something, however.
If I were trying to get into your pants— which I am not— instead of getting you to produce a shitty porn starring me— which I’m also not doing, but I’m open to if you ever think to—
Look, I would have brought like, a way bigger bottle, okay? And a cheese tray. Or myself in better clothing. [it was a casual day]
Relax, Vincenzo, I am only joking. I believe you, I know you are not trying to get into my pants. [pours himself a little more wine] You’re fine.
I’ve replaced most of it already. It just, you know. [irked him]
[he’s already making himself comfortable] [glamorously]
I’ll let you know next time I have to replace something, however.
Of course you are. You’re a very respectable citizen, and I’m disrupting your evening.
That sounds like a really bad porno concept. Is that your goal here now?
I can’t believe you’d accuse me of such a thing. I’m just very strange, Vincenzo.
But that falls in line with strange. Oh my god, are you going to offer me a starring role in your debut indie porno film? Because it isn’t a no but I need to be paid well.
Vincenzo, please. There will be no porno. Stop trying to get in my pants, I need to be romanced first.
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I’ve replaced most of it already. It just, you know. [irked him]
[he’s already making himself comfortable] [glamorously]
I’ll let you know next time I have to replace something, however.
Of course you are. You’re a very respectable citizen, and I’m disrupting your evening.
That sounds like a really bad porno concept. Is that your goal here now?
I can’t believe you’d accuse me of such a thing. I’m just very strange, Vincenzo.

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I’ve replaced most of it already. It just, you know. [irked him]
[he’s already making himself comfortable] [glamorously]
I’ll let you know next time I have to replace something, however.
Of course you are. You’re a very respectable citizen, and I’m disrupting your evening.
I’ve replaced most of it already. It just, you know. [irked him]
[he’s already making himself comfortable] [glamorously]
I’ll let you know next time I have to replace something, however.
So does that mean you’re a criminal?
[LOOONG SIP]
[grins] I’m not not a criminal.
[this is like that interaction in sims where you claim to be a criminal mastermind] [Vincenzo stops drinking and… squints at him]
…when will the police be here to take your big ass to jail.
[sips his wine] Soon, with any luck. I’m a menace to society and I’m sorry you have to be here to witness my very rowdy behavior.