muy mal

‘ people can live 100 years without really living for a minute. ’

‘ as long as everything is the way i want it, i can be totally flexible. ’

‘ this thing we’re doing here, you me. i’m in. i’m all in. ’ 

‘ everything’s magical when it snows, everything looks pretty. ’

‘ when a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy. ’

‘ people are particularly stupid today, i can’t talk to any more of them. ’

‘ if you’re gonna throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle. ’

‘ am i crying or laughing? ’

‘ i have no patience for jam hands. ’

‘ i love you, you idiot. ’

‘ i’m afraid that once your heart’s involved, it all comes out in gibberish. ’

‘ it’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask. ’

‘ that’s going on your tombstone. ’

‘ i only want to see you happy. ’

‘ i just take a book with me everywhere, it’s a habit. ’

‘ i’m sorry. have i ever been mistaken for a patient person? ’

‘ i’m fine. i’m great. it’s a big fat happy sunshine day for me. ’

‘ who cares if i’m pretty if i fail my finals. ’

‘ jesus, mary, joseph and the camel. this is really bad coffee. ’

‘ mom, you’ve given me everything i need. ’

‘ i’m fine. i’m just being dramatic, it’s what i do. ’

‘ am i more beautiful today than i was yesterday? ’ 

‘ i wanna be good, life’s just not letting me. ’

‘ what she tackles, she conquers. ’ 

‘ nothing says coffee more like 6 in the morning. ’ 

‘ that’s going on your tombstone. ’      

‘ a little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl. ’

‘ i’m gonna have to quit drinking coffee and i love coffee. ’

❛  Stop talking to the dogs!  ❜

❛  Get a clue, Columbo. I don’t wanna talk to _____.  ❜

❛  Ugly American, party of one.  ❜

❛  I didn’t know that my every conversation needed to be reported to you. I stand corrected.  ❜

❛  Pure sex walking. Flying, actually. That man could fly. Have you ever thought of taking dance?  ❜

❛  I hugged it, I hugged it really tight.  ❜

❛  You travel with a spatula?  ❜

❛  I bow to the foot of the master.  ❜

❛  What are you thinking, buying an airplane?!  ❜

❛  Everybody in the world’s life flashed before my eyes. That’s how much time I had. I thought we were gonna die on that van.  ❜

❛  He’s not a 100-year-old eunuch or anything.  ❜

❛  Hard work is good for a woman, makes her stronger.  ❜

❛  I’m downloading wedding stuff from Prague.  ❜

❛  Let me bottom-line it for you. Snakes are gross. Snakes are scary and slithery, and do you know where snakes do not belong?  ❜

❛  The whole trip was a total fiasco. It was the Stones at Altamont times a billion.   ❜

❛  You’ve got one minute to order, then six minutes to eat.  ❜

❛  A couple’s massage is for a couple – not a couple of people.  ❜

❛  Ow! Rat bastard!  ❜

❛  You can borrow my water bra.  ❜

❛  _____ lied to us. To you. To me.  ❜

❛  Ok, that’s it. You’re nuts and I’m going - in that order.  ❜

❛  Details please. Don’t leave out anything. We want every comma, apostrophe and ampersand.  ❜

❛  Do you know that butt models make $10,000 a day?  ❜

❛  Something romantic, but not mushy, something that will make us remember this.  ❜

❛  _____ would never hike up her skirt in public.  ❜

revival parallels → lorelai and luke being in sync

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