☓☓☓ ❝ i'm batman ❞

me: fuck, not again

me: why is the what's new scooby doo theme stuck in my head

girl: what

me: nothing, never mind

                    he was trying to keep his cool, he really was, but as the                     words left her mouth dean could feel his blood pressure                     skyrocketing. hands landing on hips as a loud sigh left                     his nostrils, pacing for a moment and biting his tongue.                     trying so hard not to blow up on her because he understood                     having to do some dirty shit to stay alive.

              the question is simple enough, and though he tries to stifle it               the yawn it comes anyway. rough hands cover his face as he               almost childishly rubs his eyes. finally focusing on the other               with a sigh, dean rolled his eyes and shrugged halfheartedly.

SENTENCE MEME: Katherine Pierce Edition. 

“Better you die than I.”

“I’ll be the safest psychotic bitch in town.”

“The truth is… I never loved you.”

“I was doing what I needed to do to survive.”

“Kiss me, or kill me?”

“Who needs rules?”

“I win, what’s my prize?”

“I came back for you.”

“Do you honestly believe that I don’t have a plan B? And if that fails, a plan C and a plan D and.. you know how the alphabet works, don’t you?”

“Love, hate.. such fine lines.”

“You hate me, huh? That sounds like the beginning of a love story, not the end of one.”

“We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.”

“I’m done playing nice.”

“Did you miss me?”

“Are you really that dumb, or just naturally blonde?”

“Could you be any creepier?”

“I’m just a girl looking for a partner in crime.”

“You don’t really think that you can kill me with that, now do you?”

“You looked out for me when I had no one. You’re giving me a second chance now, when no one else will. I love you.”

“I will feed you your own eyeballs.”

“True love is not real, unless it is returned.”

“Life is too cruel. If we cease to believe in love.. why would we want to live?”

“I was looking out for myself. I will always look out for myself.”

“What sort of sick game are you playing?“ 

“I will rip this town apart until it rains blood.” 

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Can you be anymore obvious?"

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”



”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Like you even care."

"Little too late, don't you think?"

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Obviously there is something between us."

"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Quiet, I am trying to think."

"Relax, I have a plan."

"Really?"

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."

"Very good, you had me fooled."

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

hella tag dump

me: cool I guess

tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards