Megan Fox

Jake: I do actually. FOR MY HEART.

Jake: Hmmmm. Okay, noted. I'll be a like a sour patch kid. First they're sour, then they're sweet.

Jake: My favorite tition is superstition cause Stevie Wonder is really great in that song. Also, no it will not be a competition cause you'll be hurt when I beat your ass.

Megan: then you should go get one. there in drug stores.

Megan: i'm still waiting for the sweet part. the sour's just taking over right now hahah

Lights: hey gorgeous, i miss you too. where is your face now?

You are not half as bad as some of the fangirls. Sasha had a fan selling strands of her hair. that’s crazy. I just want to punch him the mouth so he stops talking. Maybe so they have to wire his jaw shut for awhile. He can stay home with his wife and kid. That’s a plan. Nya does deserve it. I think I’d be happy if either of them won. That’s the kid of situation where I’m happy either way. I have a list of people, myself included who wouldn’t mind giving you some training.

Congrats on that win! You freaking deserved it! And did you see my favorite females kick butt? Nya and Rhonda! The whole show was incredible. You guys really know how to put on a show.

Jake: Ouch.

Jake: I thought girls liked rude guys? It should bump me up a few more if anything.

Jake: I'm the most cereal man you've ever met, okay. It's not a competition, but I would win.

Megan: need a bandaid?

Megan: they think they do. and then the guys are dicks to them and they hate it.

Jake: I'M AN 11 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. DON'T FORGET IT.

Jake: This is the worst thing I've read in my life.

Jake: I don't know if I wanna gossip with you cause I don't think you take me seriously and I'm being super cereal.

Megan: ...sure, you can think that. :)

Megan: okay that was rude. you're now an 8.

Jake: THE FUCKING HIPSTERS

Jake: Sounds like a lie, but I'll choose to believe you.

Jake: You tell me your shit and I'll tell you mine.

Megan: WHY ARE YOU MAD THAT THEY HELPED YOU BECOME A 10 WHEN YOU WERE STUCK AT A 9? remember that i mean that with no hard feelings. k? thanks.

It’s always nice to meet a fan. I am going to kick both their asses. Finn is amazing and the toughest competitor I’ve been in a ring with but I’ve beaten him before I’ll beat him again. Alexa is my girl so I have a hard time rooting against her. Though she has let me down. *cough* 2k18 *cough* Romans the man though. Brock Lesnar is going to get beat down hard. Ro owes him a few beat downs. Hey, we take celebrities I’m sure we could make it happen.

Oh god, now I’m like one of the fangirls, right? That’s something I never pictured for myself, hah. I know you can do it. Just try not to let the Miz talk too much, that’s how he gets away with half the shit he does. But think about Nya, she’s meant to be the new female champ. She deserves it more than anyone. Roman’s got it, he can do it. He has way too much support for him to go down easy, or at all. I wish I knew how to actually wrestle, though. That would be awesome. I’ve never tried, just watched.

Jake: Girls like funny guys now? When did this happen?

Jake: You don't even want to know all the shit going on in my life. Trust me. You'll run for the hills.

Megan: it's a fact. ever since hipsters took over, the world changed.

I know they call New York City the city that never sleeps but it should have to share that title with New Orleans. This is a constant party. I’ve been here since Wednesday and I don’t think I’ve gotten an hour of sleep. These people are crazy and I love it. They’re my kind of people. Not it’s time to put on a tux and put the party on hold for a few hours and rub elbows with some greats.

I cannot wait for Wrestlemania! I’m way too excited. Roman’s going to kill it. Shinsuke’s going to kick booty! And fucking Rhonda Rousey. How could she not win? And don’t get me started on Nya. She’s my favorite female. Bigger and badder than all the rest of the ladies. And if you don’t put The Miz and Finn in their places, I’m going to have some choice words for you. I’m on my way there to watch it live. I am way too into this wresting. If I had the chance to become a Diva, I’d jump at that opportunity. But hey, party it up before you’re big night in the ring. Do what you got to do.

Lights: yessss! you're more than welcome to!!

Lights: let's hope he can, otherwise i'm not sure what to do

Megan: yay!!!