Man he’s really going for it! Little guy keeps diving his face in that milk too long he gonna drown.

I’m the gay showing up to disrespect the troops

I lost it at “the Needle-dick’s parabola.” 

The split second shot of them screaming in the forest is me as FUCK

Literally the cutest thing ever lmao

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

Those classify as the first ones they are good

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

this is the worst addition, thanks

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

today i learned fish can be dicks

i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it

i pray you quit overthinking, replaying failed scenarios, feeding self doubt & seeing the good in everyone but yourself you deserve more

If this ain’t me