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avagarde

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

geekysteven

crab

existennialmemes

Crustaceans: Crab

Mammals: Weasel

Plants: Tree

Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect

Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs

Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

gloomsday

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

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nyanbinary-perineum

kicked out of the orgy for bringing my DoT build again

mxcomedy

may the fourth be with you, faggots

mxcomedy

nice

#nice #funny number

snailkites

2007 eBird gem

#I LOVE THIS POST SO FUCKING MUCH #TY BELOVED MUTUAL FOR PUTTING IT HERE FOR ME TO FIND AGAIN

unclefather

psych-is-the-name

shinekocreator

Okay, this is actually funny

caats

dysfunctionalroomba

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c3po

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means

c3po

it’s happening again

#the cryptic language and memetics of tumblr should genuinely be studied as a linguistic phenomenon #I’m so genuinely serious it’s fascinating when u think about it and there should be more academic focus on this wild shit #“we’re reinventing hieroglyphics” NO ITS MORE COMPLICATED ITS EVEN BETTER #shoutout to that one girl doing her dissertation thesis on the linguistic phenomena of AO3 & fanfic

homophobla

I could make a post

homophobla

I'm getting mixed feedback

beautiful malapropism I’m gonna live 5ever

#straight up getting silly with it #wait hold on #why is the first tag that pops up when I write the word “straight” the tag “straightmenfeet”#what are you freaks doing #I’ll be right back hold on #my search was immediately censored. taken out with a fucking rifle #i’m not really sure what I expected tbh #this post is about the english language not feet nor foot fetish I promise

everyone watch project hail mary right fucking now. and also read the book. In fact, you should be injecting pure xenonite into your veins right now

#always put gas bubbles in your fragile veins for your favorite series kids!#grace rocky save stars #fym I’m gonna CRY

may the fourth be with you, faggots

#op is queer don’t cancel me on twitter dot com #star wars day

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