jake peralta. 99.

“liked you better when you were snot-nosed really. now you are sleeping with all the girls in my life. you’re lucky i love you, really. if you weren’t family and one of my best friends, i’d probably kick your ass.”

how many women of yours do you think i’m fucking? damn, flynn

you’re all class, aren’t you?

always

“good for you? what’s your point?”

haven’t got one, just thought i’d let you know

c’mon mani, a man has needs

well we can go to the humane society if you need to stock up.

let’s go, field trip

pussy

“we aren’t related. she is related to alex and we were fucking before alex and i were step-siblings.”

by the way - i was fucking your step sister before she was your step sister

“do you always have to talk about girls like that? they are more than their sweet spot, idiot.”

didn’t you fuck your cousin?

who are you and what have you done with lil’ poppy?