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sorapeppermint

10 Years Apart, that's incredible lol

#tw yelling #LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

doyoulovethewayzeylily

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

doyoulovethewayzeylily

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this

creekfiend

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

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cyberratz

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

ashoss

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

agnes-nielsens

wrigglewormz

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

18kgold

OMG I GOT SPOONS! IF THEY CAN THEY BE THE METPHORICAL KIND, HOLY SHIT I GET TO LIVE FOR REAL AGAIN.

rockrockgrace

HECKYEAH

#lifetime supply of... balloons #as someone who is freaked out by balloons #NO THANKS #maybe I could become a party planner for hire but like #i don't want balloons #scary #too unpredictable #if they were the foil balloons that would be cool cause those come in fun shapes and feel harder to pop #but the elastic ones?#NO #reblog #fun posts

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i-am-a-fish

don't be mean to yourself that's you

64mpg

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

64mpg

the target audience of all of my posts is me

ofchaosgoddess

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

nothereforthedrama

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

swagophile

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

most-sane-classicist

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

fortunatelychaoticphantom

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

prismatic-bell

Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Go forth. Be free.

ophilosoraptoro

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

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stiffyck

its important to make sure your leaky alien best friend gets enough cuddles

balaclava-trismegistus

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

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