the eiffel tower? sure, montmartre? eh, jean lannes's grave? don't even joke lad.

soooo I did went to Paris but it was like in january and got lazy sorry whoops anywayssss genuinely I was so brainrot with the napoleonic rot I swearrrr it's like idgaf about the eiffel show me da marshals ayeee

lowkey would go back asap but probs with train next time lmfao

notes time:

-did I take a pic of lannes's eyes? yes yes I did

-I took pics with lannes muahaha

-literally squeeled when I saw Junot btw like that's literally him bro wtf

-I went to versailles not thinking about the marshals or the napoleonic stuff....I was wrong PLEASE GO IF UR ROTTED WITH THE NAPOLEONIC STUFFF lich there was a whole area for it omgg

-jean lannes's tomb was like guarded with a fence for no reason like zamn okay uh it's not like i'm stealing it...or..

-so many marshal references in paris I swear ?? like okay cool

-I did not go to fontainebleau uhh ehehe I had my foot set in Paris whoops

-I was in pere lachaise for murat and everyone else BUT JESUSSS I was unprepared for the hiking and walking!! I lowkey gave up because I was gonna miss my flight ehehe sorryyyy

:D

Arthur Wellesley (Wellington) Headcanons

I DO! I went to his house so I should be able to..if this is half assed please humiliate me in Hyde park. Also my bias might show..

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Arthur Wellesley (Duke of Wellington)

Romantic headcanons

He’s quite charismatic. There’s something about his ‘Englishness’ as in bluntness and dry humor, which makes him honest but also quite charismatic. He’s good with his words, which makes you swoon. But he’s not a rake in that sort. He’s got that effortless charm.

A gentle lover. Both in the physical part and emotional part, he doesn’t push. He takes his time with his partner, he likes to take time with care in his touch. The emotional aspect would also be gentle, he’s an understanding partner. A good listener, and doesn’t go straight to judgement.

His occupation keeps him away, but distance is not an excuse. Even with distance, he’s able to make his partner feel loved. Letters, gifts, and the words he chooses in his letters will make his partner feel loved and as if his presence is just beside them. He does care for his partner, and distance isn’t much an issue for him as long as his partner understands.

He doesn’t stay forever though, he can move on. Don’t get me wrong, he’s not quite a Casanova in that way. He can move on, but while he’s in an affair it’s well maintained on both sides. So when the time does come for both sides to move on, it won’t be bitter because it’s good while it lasted.

He does love women. Not in a womanizer way he just has a fondness for the opposite sex, in his heart haha.

- Dilf..

Platonic Headcanons

He’s a typical brit, even if he’s Anglo Irish. He’s quintessentially British.

Would he go to Harrods? If I say yes it would be a controversy but the man lives in Hyde park so..sometimes he’s posh…

His British humor will be the bane of his friendships. If you were to befriend him, be prepared for the dry and witty humor he’ll carry along. The sarcasm will be apart of his charm too. But he doesn’t do it in a mean way, in fact it does brighten the room actually. He’s smart in cheering it up.

When he does befriend someone, he keeps them for quite some time. Once he finds someone he does connect well enough, that friendship might last for decades. He likes to keep a close knit.

The humble and kind friend actually. With his closest companions, he’s quite humble and down to earth. The way he treated his soldiers reflected this part of him.

A great person to converse with, he keeps the conversation running. He’s quite a good person to talk to, quite honest and witty. Makes the conversation interesting. The perfect type to share a pint with in the pub, he’s the perfect lad for this lmao. He’s into the banter and joking around, just don’t really bull too much idk.

Napoleon Bonaparte & Junot Headcanons

And they were roommates, and yes I have for these two.

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Jean-Andoche Junot

He seems like a generous person, just maybe not the most frugal. If he was a friend, he might give great gifts or treat things for you. But he does it quite often, so he does spend more than he should.

He has great taste in certain things, and not because he’s français! Mon dieu..but it’s in his blood. Things such as food, clothes, and perfume even, he has good taste. So if you need help on choosing the best, he’s there. It’s the environment that helped him get fancy.

He’s quite a loyal friend. If you were his friend, he won’t leave your side so easily. He’s there for you all the time, not quite obsessive though just really close. He’s there for you when you need him, but if you’re not there when he needs you? He’s going to take it to his heart. Point is, he won’t play around as your friend.

His injuries definitely played a role on his mental state. The way he acted in his later years is definitely due to the impact of all the injuries he sustained, he wasn’t crazy he just had brain damage (literally). A really bad analogy would be the red queen from Alice in wonderland when she injured her head and from there started being mentally unstable, but before the accident she was stable enough.

He seems good enough romantically. He seems like he does have some sort of charisma, just not cocky.

He might be rash with his decisions, but it’s because of his beliefs. When he needs to make a decision, he needs to handle it quickly because he feels the quicker the better. Perhaps it’s because he feels the situation will just get worse if he takes more time, but it doesn’t always work out.

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Napoleon Bonaparte

I’m no academic, but I’m no Ridley Scott either. So have this half assed boney headcanons.

He’s a nerd. There’s no denying it. He loves the academia to his core, it’s his passion. If he wasn’t in the military or politics, he would have a profession in the academia. He loves it when he meets someone new and they talk about things like science or math, he likes brain-rotting about knowledge.

Guys there’s no denying he’s smart. But I see he’s also great at conversational skills, definitely not the little shy kid at school anymore. He’s smart in choosing the right words or topic, to catch someone’s attention. He’s good at making things interesting.

Weirdly understanding. He seems to be someone that’s able to understand the situation quickly, not all the time but most of the time. He’s able to understand someone’s situation quickly, or maybe their true goal. He can analyze sweet words, to their true intentions.

Not as serious as people think idk. He seems fun spirited, it’s just that not everyone shares the same personality as his. He has his moments, he’s not always the conqueror.

Saint-Cyr & Lefebvre Headcanons

I do, and don’t mind if it’s a bit detailed or inaccurate. I had to do some reading for both because I’m not too familiar with these two :)

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Laurent de Gouvion Saint-Cyr

Oooo someone’s an artist. If he was a friend, he would be that one art friend. But not in a way you’d expect, he’s a random artist. I see him giving you a sketch or painting even as a gift, and when you ask who made it? He did. When you first met, art was definitely not what you quite expected. He’s still a secret artist, even in his career.

He does prefer his own company at times, because he grew up to be individualistic. Because of his childhood, he made himself independent so he’s able to live perfectly on his own. But that doesn’t mean he’s unwilling to connect.

When it comes to the romantic business, he prefers to settle with someone he’s much closer to. He needs to develop a close relationship with someone beforehand, and doesn’t quickly fall for strangers. He did marry his cousin I believe, but she was his sweetheart so I assume he prefers someone he knows for a while.

While his job is hectic and stacked, I see that he does have an affection for the calmer things. Think of the countryside, or his own home. He prefers the quiet, allows him to do his hobby and rest.

He’s quite calculated. Whether it’s his strategies or his emotions, he’s careful not to get reckless. He shows his true emotions only when needed, and he isn’t reckless with his job. He’d mature at a younger age, so he’s able to control himself.

He’s also that one honest friend. Not mean though, just won’t lie to you. If you need an honest tongue? He’s here.

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François Joseph Lefebvre

He’s smart, there’s not much denying it. One of his skills I see is his conversational skills, I headcanon that he’s smart in the way he converses with others. He knows how to get his point through, and also how to get people to understand him. He’s a good talker, with strangers or friends he’ll always have something on the topic. I think that’s why he was able to get into politics.

He’s not that scared of taking risks. He’s not reckless, it’s just that he has a ‘high risk, high return’ type of mentality. If he’s not taking the risks, then he won’t move forward.

Due to his romance, I don’t see him as picky in love. He seems to be the type to fall in love with people who genuinely have his interest, so it could be anyone. And it was.

I said something about him being smart and a good talker, and I also see him as a lighthearted guy kinda. He seems like the type of guy who’s able to crack jokes randomly to light up the vibe? Idk that vibe.

Louis-Alexandre Berthier Headcanons

hey :) yep I do, and it’s mostly lore related rambles.

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Louis-Alexandre Berthier

He has the brains. One thing about Bertie is that he is intelligent, I think people forget he was sort of an engineer at 12 years old. He’s quite smart, but not an arrogant or boastful person. He doesn’t show off his intelligence, and rather uses it to his own advantage. He doesn’t look down on others if they aren’t as educated as him, he’s humble in that aspect.

Again on the smarts thing, he’s the type of person you can ask questions to. The type of person who wouldn’t judge you harshly, or belittle you if you don’t know something. He sees his intelligence as a skill. Ask him something dumb? He’ll probably scoff but then explain it as best as he can. Is he a walking google? Not quite but he’s able to help.

If you were friends with him, I think he would be a good person. He’s intelligent in a way he knows a lot of things, so he’s the type of friend you can talk about a lot of things and he would make it more interesting. However I will say, he might not be the most loyal guy but not in a fake way. He’s willing to change ways if things just don’t work like they used to.

Romantically? He does have charisma, I see it. I’m not saying that because of the Egypt saga with boney but just an observation if you will. What attracts someone to him I feel is his personality. He’s very knowledgeable, in a way he can talk about anything but to your ears you want to hear more? He can be passionate in things he enjoys. I think he can be romantic, he seems gentle but caring. With loyalty in love? Well…my theory is that he’ll perhaps be loyal to someone he genuinely is attracted to. But then again I’m not his wife or mistress so…

He is meticulous. If he’s able to manage a household with his mistress and wife under the same roof, without making it a big sensation. Then he’s able to handle things a bit more careful. He’s not reckless or careless, and he doesn’t enjoy making things messy. I feel like he has an order with things and when it gets messy, it’s not the easiest to manage in his hands. He’s also such an organized guy, he has a system and is able to make things ‘tidy’.

Workaholic? He might be but more on he has a work life balance. He’s a disciplined person, and isn’t messy or lazy. He has a lot of work to do, and enjoys doing part of it. He’s disciplined and honestly that ethic is what brought him success, and his image as a good worker.

He might just lean more towards books smarts rather than streets smarts. He was good as chief of staff and everything on the papers, but if I’m not mistaken he wasn’t as good on the battlefield in the more physical aspect. But regardless he’s smart in both, it’s just that he has a better rate on the book smarts.

If things sometimes don’t go his way and he’s reasoned it with logic already, he will cry. Happened once..or twice I think..

Jean Lannes & Géraud Duroc Headcanons.

I got it, and here’s some rambles for fun :)

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Jean Lannes

There’s the stereotype where he’s lowkey cray cray type of wild-ish brave, but I think it’s a half truth. He’s a brave character, in which he’s not afraid to take the risk. But he’s also considerate of the consequences if he does take them, he’s smart in determining his own decisions.

As a friend, he’s loyal. He’s loyal in which he doesn’t betray you or acts one sided with you, he’s fully himself with you. He supports you in a lot of things you do, but will advise you or speak his mind if you do something that’s not ideal in his mind. He’s there for you, if you’re also there for him. Also as a friend, he’s a good gossiper I feel but never gossips about you to others though. He’ll never leave your side, till death do us part type of friendship…ahem.

As a lover, he can be serious. He’s giving you his heart, and yours vice versa so it should be treated with care. He can be romantic, in a way when he does develop romantic feelings, he’ll put in the effort. He’ll care for you both financially and emotionally (physically too just honest five kids) and he’s an active lover, not nonchalant. But he’s the type in which you betray him once? It’s over. He doesn’t like being played around in that aspect.

He’s down to earth, he’s quite humble. He’s the type of guy who wouldn’t really forget his roots, even if he’s already high up in status. I see that he’s the type of person who’ll help around those who need it, when he has the time and resources. He’s not arrogant at all, I see it. Need thousands francs for building a school? He’ll put in the help idk. But he’s not wasteful.

Also hear me out as I might look into this, if he was a lover I feel he rights great letter not sure. The type of letters you might giggle at, or definitely read over and over. He has a way with that.

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Géraud Duroc

One thing about him, from what I’ve read is that he’s loyal. He’s loyal in a way that’s not fanatical, but rather he already made up his mind that you’re good enough in his book. Not in an a ‘I’m better than you’ way, more on the ‘I think you’re a good character’ analysis.

If you’re his friend, he won’t leave your side that easily. If you’re good and you two have the same outlook on things, besties for life (boney and his death reference ehem), but he doesn’t make that much close friends that easy. He’s careful with choosing his friends, I feel.

If you’re romantically involved, I think it would follow a similar rhythm. He’s a good lover, in which he would be understanding. If you can’t be with him? Understood, or others (family/society) don’t approve of your relationship? Okay no worries. He understands things, in which he doesn’t take it just through one lens. But if he does end up in a serious one, he doesn’t really play around with it. He doesn’t like to play childish games.

One thing about him is that he’s dedicated and ambitious. He was ambitious enough to get into a good position, regardless of his background or his connection with boney. He was able to get to his place through his own will and skills. He’s also quite disciplined, but not strict. Just that he has a rhythm he’s used to. Boney said it himself that when he’s just about to sleep, duroc just started his day.

I see him as an approachable person, might seem just a tad bit intimidating but he’s calm. He’s smart, but not quite witty. Just smart enough to carry a conversation without putting you down I see.

Do NOT let these three in a restaurant ig..

Only inaccurate part is that they’re all French and should be able to order correctly, but other than that everything is historically accurate what are you guys talking about 😴

The original idea was for Bagration and Tolly ordering in a French restaurant because the big boss love the French stuff ig idk

I made it short so it feels like one of those random adult swim show segments that you probably watched like at 12am or stayed too late when you were a kid stoppp and yes that is the robot chicken outro stop it fit okay?

Also a little idea what it would’ve looked like if the shorts were on adult swim’s channel and an actual show, stop it fits so well wait

What the fuck guys

TW: Alchohol and Tobacco related information

It seems I did create a smoker and drinker headcanons plz don't attack me I had a vision and this is just for fun.. also the quality is bad because this is cursed

let me know uh if p2 is uh needed idk..this might be my most wtf post actually..

A little shitpost but that moment when ur bored on a flight but the brainrot needs to keep going? Tell me why I’m reading a magazine for tweens but it’s entertaining what (eventhoughIknowwhoboneyis) like yes please tell me who boney is

Part 2

THERE'S LIKE SO MUCH MOREE GUYS I SWEAR but atleast I get to see more ehehe and like I'm lazy to work on the files and shit so have this. Also like I swear I was scared i was gonna break the house because the floorboards kept creaking but probs because this house is like 200 years old so not my fault guys