75K, bloodweave modern AU
In the wake of a disastrous project, the only thing left for documentarian Astarion Ancunin is an insane job offer. A lone biologist, a research station, and a single shark.
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prides and joys:
works with emotional resonance that i’m most proud of.
❤️🔥 you’re fireproof (series)
105K in three parts, third part the longest, complete. bloodweave.
modern no-magic AU in which gale is a culinary school dropout and astarion is a dickhead lawyer. they meet at the dog park and start to fall for each other.
🐊 see ya later, alligator
27K, complete including epilogue. bloodweave.
modern no-magic AU, set (mostly) in orlando, in which gale works at gatorland and astarion is a henchman for greasy, terrible mobster cazador.
🗡️ o, happy dagger
4K oneshot. bloodweave.
canon-based hurt no comfort, in which gale, tav and astarion try to usurp cazador’s ritual.
🤝 hand on hand on dagger
3K oneshot. pale petras/araj oblodra.
canon-based AU in which petras usurps cazador’s ritual instead of astarion – with the help of araj oblodra.
🍷 tear you apart
4K oneshot. bloodweave.
post-canon, weave anchor gale and spawn astarion reunite. after some verbal sparring and guilt-tripping, astarion drinks gale's wine-sopped blood. FFO hate frot.
🍂 seasons, changing
<1K oneshot. bloodweave.
epistolary drabble, an in-character, post-canon letter that gale leaves for astarion to find in winter.
🟣 this time tomorrow
3K oneshot. bloodweave.
after they kill the netherbrain, and return to waterdeep, gale remembers the night astarion talked him out of using the orb.
crack and silliness:
i’m also proud of these, but in a more unhinged, fun way.
🦪 “oyster boy dringo’s”
4K gordon ramsay RPF. gen.
entry in the gatorverse, in which gordon visits one of cazador’s restaurants and dresses the mob boss down.
🫗 a case of sex pollen
2K oneshot. bloodweave.
modern no-magic AU, tooth-rotting fluff and smut in which gale and astarion remember the night they met and partake in several indulgences.
⚖️ on a technicality
1.5K oneshot. bloodweave.
modern no-magic AU, marital lawyerstarion orgasm-denial smut with light “my cousin vinny” vibes, that takes place in the o’hare plaza hotel: “where OJ stayed.”
there’s more on my ao3, but those are the main ones i wanted to highlight.
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i love wrestling because there is no subtext whatsoever. it's just "these two boys who have had a tangled on-and-off love affair... yeah they had a 4-way and one had to submit to the other to poetically make room for him in his heart again."
and sometimes you have to [redacted] and then write a 1K word stream of consciousness rant about Love in the draft with a note that says "cut most of this"
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It’s so fundamental to my understanding of Karlach’s character that her sunshiney, golden-retriever energy is entirely genuine... but it’s also a load-bearing wall holding back a festering swell of rage, hurt, and grief.
Underneath that warmth is a decade of hurt and tragedy and betrayal and suffering she has been through, that she can't afford to look directly at all of it. She has to keep reaching for the good.
She has to stay positive. She has to focus on simple joys and be cheery. She has to laugh, love, tease, dance, and throw herself into every happy moment she can find, because the moment that grip slips, - the moment she’s forced to face the true depth of her emotions - it turns into an inferno that threatens to consume her entirely.
Her sweetness and her terrifying, justified, destructive anger are the two halves of her survival, and cannot be seperated
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