Musk Sponge

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Kneel. I’m about to use your face as my seat. Spread my hairy cheeks and thank me properly. And I’ll sit on that pretty face girl.

white tumblr liberals if this site existed in 1800s america: idkkkkk i know slavery is bad but like uh i dont like when slaves say they want to kill plantation owners thats kinda icky like….uhh wheres ur empathy..? they are giving you a job…no seriously i know slavery is bad but like if you do a revolt and kill them for raping your women and using your children as alligator bait and skinning people alive to use their body as furniture you will just continue the cycle like you’ll be even worse than them! you cant hate them! wheres ur compassion dude they probably feel rlly bad about whipping you it probably gives them bad vibes

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

You can actually get a way better ending if instead of fighting me you put on all the various equipment and gear you find around my castle (ignore the 'cursed' modifier, it's just 'cause glowing red really brings together the aesthetic) and then click the option that's normally grayed out even though it has a red border and also you shouldn't save beforehand even though it warns you too.

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

I just think you should be more supportive. I know the two of you were really close back when it was in your party on your cursed quest to defeat me. I mean, you can see that it's clearly having a great time sitting in my lap. Generally unaware of what's going on as it finds itself incapable of stringing two thoughts together while my fingers wander playfully across its body. It used to tell me all about you back when it was in its pretending it didn't want to be here phase. You're making a weird expression now, sorry I'm not very good with faces. Are you jealous? I feel like you're jealous. Maybe the two of you should talk about this some other time. You'll have plenty of time for that after to fall to me in battle.

Girl who has mind control powers. She's not actually telepathic, I just do whatever she says after she shoves my face in her sweaty armpit

Imagine not realizing something has a knot until you start feeling it bash against your hole as it fattens up with their nearing climax. Saying, “Wait, wait, wait!” as their thrusts get noticeably harder before it’s forced inside, leaving you to suddenly grapple with the big stretch and taking an entire load raw.

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

I quite like when I press my hands against someone's head or face to pet them and they push their head into my touch. It can be gratuitous, in a way. Ceasing to perform human posturing like taking off a mask. Like a splash of fresh water revealing your desire for more of my touch. Directly asking for it in something that translates more clearly than mere words. It's cute.